Thursday, September 27, 2018

USGS Reports Moderate Volcanic Eruption In Washington D.C.

GPS reveals the Capitol was the location of a moderate volcanic eruption earlier this afternoon:

I repeat, to Whomever sent Sen. Graham a spine and set of testicles: my compliments, and many thanks.

I don't think I've ever seen that man piss lava so hard and far as he did here.
He almost sounded like a Republican today. Somebody seems to have taken him out of the deep freeze; he keeps this up, and his stature as a statesman could get above C-level.


June J said...

Wow, just wow. Thank you Sen. Graham

Nemo said...

I watched this whole thing live. Not only did Kavenaugh knock it out of the park, Graham took his Democrat colleagues to the woodshed, as did a couple of others, and rightfully so.

I think the Democrats are going to be in for a rude awaking come Nov. 6th. The backlash should be epic.

Anonymous said...

WOW!! Had to work today, so I missed out on the televised circus. Would have loved to see the look on Fineswine’s shriveled ancient mug during that verbal beat down. From Gramnesty no less.

T-Rav said...

This is one of the greatest things I have seen in a long time. Durbin et al. look like they've given up.

Anonymous said...

Is Graham seeking reelection?

Anonymous said...

She looked like a doppelganger of the Emperor (wearing glasses), but it was
difficult to be certain, as I did not see
Darth Vader close by in the background.

dmv gringo said...

I choose to watch for a few
during Kavanaugh’s opening statement,
and after witnessing his raw emotion, decided
to watch a few more.
Not to overstate this in a naive and cultish
manner, but I believe I saw the glimmer
of a truly angry Saxon.

Popular Front said...

Hiya. I posted elsewhere regarding Graham's seemingly resurgent testicular fortitude my be due to the fact that whatever McCain 'had' on Graham died with him thus leaving Graham now with a clear road ahead. Possible?

Unknown said...

Fswine threw Chrissy Blowsey Farce under the bus in her efforts to say, Not Me! when the question arose who leaked the 'CON-fidential' letter to the press. The ravenous dogs, like ravenous dogs, turned on one another in their attempts to avoid culpability. There for a second I thought I saw shame in the souless black pit eyes of Fswine when Graham called her out. Naw, it couldn't be.


Unknown said...

Oh hell yeah, Kavanaugh was impassioned with righteous wrath. The Konqueror was fearless as he looked those soulless cretins right in their mugs.