Sooper Genius, Right There...

David Brinkley made this all look so easy, didn't he, Georgie?
Probably helps to have a brain, and not be a sad little partisan hack...

Breaking News: Newest Kavanaugh Accusers Come Forward

 

I'm not absolutely certain, but I'm pretty sure I win the Internet for the day.

Watch This Space: Shameless Tease

Can't tell you anything more, but we've got a sooper-secret source among the Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee, who's sent us a metric fuck-ton of info about the Kavanaugh confirmation on the QT, and it's going to blow this story wide open.

Stay tuned...more on the way

One-Stop Intel Shop: FO Resource Page

Those with prior military service know that phrase means this will
be on the final exam, and on the Final Exam IRL.

Once again, for laggards and any slow learners:

FO has posted a link page to his Intel 101 blogposts, each one chock-full of news you can use.

Go.
Read.
DO!

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FakeRape: Just Say No

Women don't lie about this?:

 

Bitch, women been lyin' about this for 3500 years.

DNC Strategy: Anyone Trump Nominates Grabbed Our Pussy.

This is what it looks like when your party's senators are Antifa.
They're batshit crazy, and simply terrorists acting under color of authority.

Stop the bullshit, confirm Kavanaugh, and start throwing people out of the pool.
Fineswine, Harris, et al, just for starters.

Censure them, and hand out multi-week suspensions, and kicking them off the Senate floor with no ability to vote for a set period of time.

That would end this horseshit in a New York minute.

Officer Killshot Fired!

It generally takes a monumental f**k-up (molesting children on video, for example) to fire a serving police office once they're out of their rookie year (during which anything will suffice).

Nonetheless today, DPD fired killer copchick  and four-year veteran Amber Guyger, not for killing her neighbor in a dispute and blaming fatigue, but for something else that day, which they refuse to name, claiming it would taint the investigation to reveal.

(DALLAS) An internal investigation revealed Guyger “engaged in adverse conduct when she was arrested for manslaughter’’ three days after the Sept. 6 shooting of Jean, who lived in the fourth-floor apartment right above her, the statement said.

The posting did not specify the nature of the "adverse conduct,'' but Dallas police spokesman Sgt. Warren Mitchell later described it in a written response as “conduct which adversely affects the morale or efficiency of the Department or which has a tendency to adversely affect, lower, destroy public respect and confidence in the Department or officer.”

When an officer has been arrested for a crime, adverse conduct is often cited in the officer’s termination, Mitchell said.

Guyger, who was hired in November 2013, has been out on bond and remained on administrative leave while facing manslaughter charges. Her continued employment has been a sore point for Jean’s relatives and protesters, who have argued she should be fired and charged with murder.

IOW, they're still just fine with her whacking her neighbor in a fit of pique, but she after four years service, she did something so egregious they want her to be an ex-cop, but it's so secret that if they told us, they'd have to kill us.

Which, given Guyger's penchant and M.O. for settling personal problems, ought to give any citizen of Dallas some pause.

It almost sounds like they're blaming her, not for the murder, but for getting caught.

And now they get no credit for finally doing the right thing, because they didn't do it for the right reasons, and they've cleverly refused to state the reason, thus ensuring that in the post-trial riots, they'll still be hated by the entire rioting community, unless Guyger gets a well-deserved date with a needle.

Well-played, DPD. Best case, this only costs you tens of million$ of dollar$ at the inevitable civil trial.

Dane-Geld

Dane-Geld

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
  To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
  Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
  And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the Dane-geld
  And then  you'll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
  To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
  We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
  But we've  proved it again and  again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
  You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
  For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
  You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
  No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
  And the nation that pays it is lost!"

For Common Core grads, here's the modern version:

Hint: It has pictures. When next you come up out of her basement, have mommy read it to you.