Kash Is A Klunker

They promised the Moon.
They delivered a Moon Pie.
Half-eaten, with the frosting melted off.
If you'd bought a horse as lame as this DoJ,
you'd shoot it in the head. Out of pity.

Ghislaine Maxwell is still doing 20 years in federal prison for pimping underage girls to...nobody, apparently.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Sunday Music: I Can Dream About You

 

Best cut from the soundtrack of 1984's Streets Of Fire, a way-ahead-of-its-time neo-noir rock and roll fairytale directed by Walter Hill (voted #1 in best use of busses crashing in motion picture history), ably lip-synced in this video by the movie's faux do-wop group the Sorels. You can see the song by actual artist Dan Hartman here. The movie sadly flopped, but this track from the penultimate scene in the movie rode all the way to #6 on the Billboard charts.

This Explains So Much...

One is reminded of nothing so much as Lincoln's quote
to McClellan about the Army Of The Potomac:
"If Pam and Kash aren't going to use the entire DoJ
for anything important, I should like to borrow them
for a few months..."

SS;DD

Your Terms Are Acceptable

h/t WRSA

Sunday Music: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

 

Paul Simon's single from his fourth studio album released in late 1975 went all the way to the top of the charts in early 1976, becoming his only Number One as a solo act. A simple tune, people overlooked the fact that he came up 45 ways short in the lyrics.

Guaranteed