Showing posts with label General Malfunction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General Malfunction. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

I'm Sure It's A Total Coincidence

 

















You could look it up. Kuwait, 1990-1991. Entire Army is in Saudi Arabia, war in Kuwait is over in 6 weeks, ground war over in 3 days, and General Malfunction was conspicuously nowhere within 8000 miles.

Too busy climbing the ladder and punching fruit salad tickets far from the battlefield. Probably finishing up his Gender Studies position paper, or inventorying mess kits stateside.

And this is the assclown who burped out that he "feared Trump would stage a military coup" in January, to stay in office. Rope. Tree. Chickenshit Pretender. Some assembly required.

That little black hole in his resume - avoided in every single one - is glaringly conspicuous in looking over his official bios to anyone with 5 minutes' time in the dotMil.

There's some chickenshit you can't cover up with fruit salad and shiny qual badges.

A guy could get killed leading troops in a shooting war.