Showing posts with label I'm Your Huckleberry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm Your Huckleberry. Show all posts

Friday, September 10, 2021

FUCK. YOU. STRONG MESSAGE FOLLOWS.



 


Literal Trigger Warning: Overwhelming desire to shoot out your monitor screen may follow if you watch this clip. It's also a case study in megalomaniacal insanity.

Look, you miserable lying sack of shit.

You Pretend Wannabe Fraudulent Unpresident Accidency.

You shambling puddle of festering fecal detritus burped out by cruel Fate to plop your putrescence in this land rather than any other, and make the outward reality twice the shithole that is your inner repugnant soul.

You have none - zip, nada, zilch - authority to fling about royal decrees and medical "requirements". The controlling authority for America is the Constitution, which predates your sad little faux regime, and by Natural Law, which predates and supersedes even the Constitution itself. You have no more authority to attempt to overrule those than you do to command the tides to abate or gravity to cease.

Not at me, not at anyone. We don't elect kings, and we didn't elect you, and every swinging dick in 50 states knows it, however scared they are of the consequences of admitting it. Your every waking moment has been a lie for going on a year now.

So if you think you can rule by decree, I tell you here and now:

FUCK "CIVIL" DISOBEDIENCE TO YOUR BULLSHIT, YOU MISBEGOTTEN SON OF A BITCH. SIDEWAYS, WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW. AND THE HORSE IT RODE INTO TOWN ON.

MINE WILL BE UNCIVIL AS HELL. IN YOUR FACE, AND TWICE AS FURIOUS. SATAN'S BOSOM, TO WHENCE YOU CAN DEPART NONE TOO SOON TO SUIT ME, WILL BE A WELCOME RESPITE FROM WHAT I'LL BE INCLINED TO DELIVER.

OPEN THE BALL, MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS. (Maybe Jill can tell you in which sock drawer you left them.)

YOU'RE NOW PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE TO EVERY SINCERE AMERICAN, AND WILL BE, UNTIL YOUR TRIAL AND EXECUTION FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES.

YOU WANT A WAR? THIS IS HOW YOU GET A WAR.

AND THOSE OF US WHO TRUST LIBERTY, RATHER THAN YOUR LYING ASS PRONOUNCEMENTS, WILL RAISE SUCH AN ARMY AGAINST YOU AS WOULD GIVE SATAN HIMSELF PAUSE. AS WE HOPE HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU FACE-TO-FACE, IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE FAMOUS. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE INTERNET FAMOUS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE LEGENDARY: PEOPLE WILL TALK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU, STARTING THE DAY YOU GOT TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES, FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS, AT LEAST. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. BEST WISHES WITH THAT.

You have announced, herewith, all-out war against the liberty and freedoms of everyone in America, purely from the addled whims of your swiss cheese Alzheimer's-riddled brain (in absolutely the most generous and expansive definition of that last word).  So be it.

In your status as Imaginary Leader, you have just declared war on every American who has refused the Vaxx. How d'ya expect that war here will work out, after a mere 50,000 goat-humping peasants with small arms just kicked your ass all the way out of SWAsia, after kicking you in the balls, and bloodying your nose, while your minions kissed their asses?

You have sown the wind, and now you will reap the whirlwind. Right here at home.

Not "might". WILL.

Consequences will follow, as surely as night follows day. May they land squarely upon your neck, around which they wholly belong. And bear you from a gibbet to the underworld afterlife you so richly deserve, as soon as Nature and Nature's God can arrange that meeting.

I hope that was absolutely crystal clear.

And a note to regular readership:

When someone announces their new federal Kristallnacht Plan, take them exactly at their word.


You thought this was hyperbole?





























Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Blow That Out Your @$$, Satanists

 
















4 Then the hospital staff was dragged by the Chicoms into the wilderness to be tempted by the Devil. After working ceaselessly for three-hundred-forty days and three-hundred-forty nights, they were hungry. The Tempter came to them and said, "Take the Vaxx, and you will always have bread."
They answered "It is written, 'Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.'"
Then the Devil took them to the roof of the hospital.
"If you are truly righteous" he said, "take the Vaxx, for it is written:
"'He will command His angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone, and the plague shall pass over without harming thee.'"

They answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to a foolish test.'"

Again, the Devil took them to a very high mountain, and showed them all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 
All this will I give you," he said, "if you will bow down, kiss my ass, and take the Vaxx Jab."

They said unto him, " Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve Him only.' And stick your vaxx jab where the sun shineth not."

Then the Devil left them, and angels came and attended them.

- Matthew 4: 1-11, Aesop's Topical Version

It's fine with me if you don't believe life begins at conception. Think and believe whatever you want. It's your right. But it's also MY right as well.

I, however, am bound to the dictates of my own conscience and religious understanding. You can't answer for me, nor decide how I shall act. All three not-a-vaxx offerings were developed from, and/or tested on, the tissue strains of aborted children. This is not up for discussion, it's a scientific and historico-legal fact. For me to therefore receive such a concoction, knowing its source, would be as repugnant and morally impossible for me as it would be to force a shot grown in pork into an observant Jew or fundamentalist Muslim. No government may abrogate the right to refuse that, ever. It's a natural law, pre-dating and overriding even the Constitution, which is why it's enshrined within it.

Telling me that even though the number of deaths and permanent disabilities from this one vaccine eclipses and dwarfs all similar effects from all vaccines in history, but is nonetheless a fractional chance at a bad outcome, is like telling me I should take it because God will (probably) protect me.

And telling people to trust you about the long-term safety of a jab that's only been out a few months, because if they don't take it you'll take away their professions, careers, paychecks, food, shelter, and all their material possessions on earth because you think you can, is a guaranteed way to start making people actively plan the best way to lop off your head, frolic in the blood, and mount your head on a fence post on their way out the door. And then do it a few hundred thousand more times, until all your jackassical minions get the idea folks are as serious as a heart attack.

Telling me I've got 6 weeks to change my tune, or else?

F**k around and find out.

You think you might have a Norma Rae problem.

I'm telling you to start thinking in terms of  Curtis Lemay. And Robbespierre.



Sunday, August 8, 2021

All Hail Governor Horseass!



 













Historians rightfully ridicule Roman excess in having a Caesar who made his horse a senator, and yet we have Califrutopia, which has gone even farther, in making a horse's ass its governor.

Apparently, Jackass-In-Chief Gabbin' Nuisance has confused himself with Caesar, in decreeing, ex deus, as if he possessed that power, that as of September 30th, all health care workers must be fully vaccinated for Kung Flu.










Good luck with that, Fucktard. You want a personal war, that's where it's going to start.

And worst case: I can be a practicing RN in an ER in Las Vegas or Phoenix in about 4 hours drive, and still fight this tooth and nail the other four days a week, without a hiccup.

And that's just on the legal side.



I've consulted the State's Constitution, and when last I looked, the governor's powers don't seem to include making medical decrees aimed at an entire class of employees, to mandate injection with an aborted fetus vaccine so experimental it's not even approved for use on animals, as if he were some sort of demi-god, let alone set aside all other personal Constitutional rights at the stroke of a pen or on a bong-fueled flight of whimsy. Not in this state, nor any state.

He's in for a wee bit of trouble over this level of shitheadedness, and it only remains to be seen whether it's from a pack of enraged Norma Raes, or a small army of Dorners, but either way, grab some popcorn. Because what you really want in a state with a decades-long nursing shortage, is to make a significant percentage unemployable, and/or flee the state in perpetuity. That's going to leave a mark.

This is the beginning of things, not the end, and his odds don't look too good for a man facing recall in a few months.

Maybe he just wants to go out in blaze of glory. Or a puff of red mist. I honestly can't tell. But he's definitely confused himself with some sort of deity, and that sort of sociopathy never ends well for any politician.

You don't want a blood feud? This is how you GET a blood feud...


Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Random Thoughts On Sporty Times


















I have an extensive and well-thumbed library of militaria, including guerrilla and unconventional warfare. So do many of you. But always remember some timeless concepts, as the chances for a quiet and orderly society are evaporating by the day.

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C-A-R-V-E-R. Google it. Learn it, live it, love it.

You can't get ballistics off of buckshot. You're also going to have a tough time getting fingerprints off of expended molotovs.

IEDs can be made out of anything. The VC used to put a bullet in a piece of bamboo over a nail in a board, and it worked just fine. Hollywood explosions are a modicum of black powder substitute in a baggie with an ignition source, sitting under a gallon of unleaded in a trashbag.

Indians used to cut telegraph lines, then ambush the wire repair party. Some ideas never get old. Except now we also have water mains, fiber optic cables, cable TV, cell repeaters, etc., ad infinitum.

If a few cubic yards of concrete accidentally get poured into an underground vault, you ain't repairing that for some time.

The same is true if you weld manhole covers and service plates to their rings.

If you shoot the boss, they can replace him in 15 minutes. If you hit the truck with the tools and supplies, that takes days to weeks to replace. But if you take out the guys who fix the stuff, they take months to years to replace. And the other ones don't want to show up for work either, afterwards.

BLM and Antifa already have a rep for burning things, and trying to derail trains. They should get 100% credit for anything like that going forward, forever.

If someone shoots a guy driving a truck, there's a body. But if someone drops a letter off with pictures of his kids at school, and he decides maybe he ought to call in sick, there's no body, and little to follow up on. (One might even have the envelope delivered at a truck stop, and suggest he uncouple, and return home without his load.) Same result.

A train track missing a rail on the outside of a medium curve will usually derail a train. (With modern rails, you have to bridge the contact between the section with wire or something, which BLM has figured out, per recent news reports.)
If that derailment happens to interfere with a major industrial plant, arterial roadway, etc., that's a two-fer.

This is the same reason military manuals recommend dropping tall objects (trees, towers, smokestacks) over roadways, bridges, and power transmission lines. Half the effort, twice the result.

Magnesium burns at 3100°. Thermite (which is equal parts rust dust and aluminum powder or flakes) burns at 4000°. Liquid and natural gas pipelines, cell towers, and telephone block boxes are rather fragile.

ATMs are nowhere near as robustly protected as banks.

You should have maps of solid blue areas, and the downtown hubs, which would essentially become free-fire areas in sporty times. No sense inconveniencing your own people or their neighborhoods if a precision attack would do a much better job.

If a HVT has a back-up generator, they probably don't have two generator back-ups.
Find single points of failure, and exploit them.

Backgammon depends on luck. Chess is for planners.

Going head-to-head against armored vehicles is bad.
Getting the guys inside when they come out to take a piss is much easier.

At modern ordnance counts, it would take hundreds of attacks to cripple a battalion. The same thing can be accomplished with bad food and bad water, and a few hundred cases of the trots.

Armies march on their stomachs. Logistics caravans are always more lightly defended than they ought to be.

Even Samson was defeated by first being weakened, blinded, and hobbled.

Achilles' strength, too, was legend, but the moral is the same: find Achilles' heel.

If you're asking questions of prisoners, remember the immortal words of Dennis Miller:
"Red is positive. Black is negative."

Also remember, it's not technically "waterboarding" if you use diesel.

It takes one bad election to make an insurgent; it takes 10+ years to make another communist. When in doubt, always remember, every dead communist is one less communist. Don't be squeamish or sentimental.

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These are by no means comprehensive nor exhaustive in nature; merely a few thoughts to keep me warm inside on a cold night.

I mention all this not to unleash havoc, but because evidently one side has clearly forgotten what a high-trust society this is, and thus has absolutely no f***ing idea what happens when you use any means available to undermine the most basic trust in the electoral system, and everything else disappears almost instantly as a consequence.

Read up on what happened in places like Beirut, Sarajevo, and Caracas.
Or just wait awhile, and see it firsthand.