Someday, Folks Will Figure this Out...

 h/t I Hate The Media

(BIGBROTHERISWATCHING) The US Centers For Disease Privacy Control and Prevention paid for location data harvested from millions of cell phones to track compliance with COVID-19 lockdown measures, according to a new report.

The CDC documents described SafeGraph's data as 'critical for ongoing response efforts, such as hourly monitoring of activity in curfew zones or detailed accounts of visits to participating pharmacies for vaccine monitoring'.

F***ing Retards!

They were literally watching to see who went to get their VAXX Clot Shots and boosters, in real time!

I have a dream that someday, even average nitwits with 80 IQs, maybe even down to 75, will learn to stop carrying their electronic tattletale everywhere they go, plugged in, powered up, and telling Big Brother their moves to within 2m every waking moment of their fool lives.

And I'd also like world peace, gasoline for 50¢/gallon, the winning Powerball ticket, and the cellphone number of the Playmate Of The Year (provided it's still a biological female).

You can guess which wish is likelier to come true this century, but overwhelming odds are the dedicated retards will still be checking their Facecrack status as they're standing in line for the boxcars. Mark my words.

In The Dictionary Under "Strategic Miscalculation"...

Anybody who was paying attention to Afghanistan last year wants no part of depending on the U.S. these days.  Best STFU, and try to look unappetizing.

Psst! Your Hypocrisy Is Showing, Dumbass!

STFU, idiots. They're not all clueless, and they're going to boomerang your jackassery back on you, three times as hard, if you don't pull your heads out of your asses right quick.

Learn a lesson from Napoleon.

And no, you really shouldn't have had to be told. 

I *Told* You They Were Slow Learners

Here are the answers to the earlier post that caused the Short Bus Commandos to lose their minds:

A) Tell me what a public rally is intended to accomplish.

Nothing except cheerleading for the low-information and low-IQ followers, because, having an IQ above 80, we recognize that a solid [D] majority in the state house isn't going to listen to a goddamned thing we say, no matter how long we hold our breath or how blue we turn, because we haven't got the votes to matter. If we were serious, we'd send in groups of five with the manners of butlers, the arm-twisting skills of pro wrestlers, and dressed like they were going to church, and try to actually accomplish something worthwhile and likely, instead of calling out the rabble and risking 100 different ways this turns into a total shitshow.

(RICHMOND)In a dramatic reversal, the arrival of every unwashed gun-toting Bible-clinging redneck at the state capitol, including dozens of uninvited Klansmen and white supremacists in Klan hoods and full regalia waving confederate and Nazi flags for the TV cameras, for the VCDL's "Lobby Day" event caused the entire Democrat-dominated legislature to come to Jesus, literally and figuratively, and vow they would immediately pull all pending and proposed anti-gun legislation now and forever, ask forgiveness for infringing on the state and US Constitutions, and request the prayers of their constituents for the fact that they somehow briefly lost their tiny minds. Gov. Northam is in hiding and reportedly contemplating resignation from office. Meanwhile police all over the state are astonished that Antifa and twenty other Left-wing radical terrorist groups seem to have vanished overnight, moments after news of George Soros' untimely heart attack just hours before the rally occurred, leaving the entire event unhindered by any disruption or disturbance.

Sh'yeah. As if. When monkeys fly outta our butts.

B) Explain why and how it's not just the only way to accomplish that, but also the best way.

It's not going to accomplish anything, except helping some of us make rent this month. There are dozens of better and smarter things we could do, like take what we've accomplished, and organize the whole state for every level of resistance, from winning propaganda to lawfare to actual insurrection, if it comes to that, but that requires thinking, organizing, and planning, and then following through for a long, hard slog, which sounds like an awful lot of work, work, work, and we're too stupid, lazy, and cheap to take that road. So we're going for the futile middle finger of defiance in the lion's den, and hopefully a few of our own assclowns get curb-stomped, which will motivate the hockey fan/soccer hooligan demographic to come for the show, and help us make the rent next month too.

C) Recite to the class all the times rallies have worked like that in recorded human history.

Never. Exactly like suicide bombing, this is the tactic of failure, called for by people who couldn't find their asses with both hands, a map, and a compass. But like scrap drives and the Ground Observer Corps nonsense after Pearl Harbor, it keeps the idiots involved too busy and too tired to take a minute to think, so they don't realize they're lockstep in following a bunch of morons off a cliff.

Attempt, but fail, to accomplish A-C, inclusive, in comments, and expect to cheerfully and rhetorically have the ever-loving shit kicked out of you, until I get tired of the exercise.
No, really.

You're being mean to us for telling us the truth. And you're just a double mean meany weenie for laying it on with a machete. Stop it! We can't hear you! La-la-la-la-la! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

QED




Except with no brains, no swords, no giant, no wheelbarrow, no fire cloak.
And no miracle.

Bonus Round: If, surpassing all likelihood, this doesn't go pear-shaped, see if you can guess how ecstatic and astonished I'll be, not to have to write the obligatory scathing "I told you so" post. (As if I didn't write the last one because I'm tired of watching people lead with their chins and do epic faceplants.)

"I'll take "Cannot Be Measured With Existing Instrumentation" for $1000, Alex..."


Double Bonus:
Don't believe me, Tard Army. Read this guy too.

"What? You’re gonna show up like “The Fools of Charlottesville”, lookin’ all “Operator” with your AR pistol, tomahawk, MICH helmet and mirrored sunglasses? What happened there? They were painted as something they were not by MSM and ended up grovelling to the people that sued them (after it was over) and kept sayin’ they only wanted to get along and “We’re here for you.”. The closest thing they had to a plan was who was going to do the photos that they could post on their social media militia page later….and it showed.
...
I haven’t even brought up the planning required to perform in that type of environment with even a small group. Basic Battle Drills that you have rehearsed 10 or 1000 times with your group is the easy part. That doesn’t even cover the map recon or better yet, site recon before the operation, a serious commo plan, the specific planning for multiple routes in and out, contingencies for commo, evacuation and transportation, overwatch assignments and fall back positions. You’ll need casualty recovery, movement and collection points planned and assigned. Finally (not really) the logistics needed for this kind of operation need to be collected. This is where knowing how to write and deliver an OpOrd and understanding the “Principles of Patrolling” come into their own."

RTWT @ Mason-Dixon Tactical

How many people have to measure you before you grasp that you're really not tall enough for this ride yet...?
 

Progtard "Logic" Fail #4,867,142