Jackson MS Takes Toilet-To-Tap To New Levels

 

Not content with 40 years of residents eating shit every day after unbroken decades of Democrat rule, the all-black mayor and city leadership of Jackson MS has now made it certain that all residents can also drink shit 24/7, by cleverly eliminating any sewage treatment from sewage in the city before pumping it back into the city's tap water for all residents.

And, going straight to Page One of the Permanently Oppressed Playbook, it's all Whitey's fault, for moving the hell out years ago, and leaving Jackson's residents of color to literally stew in the shitstorm of their own creation.

Mayor Gibbsmedat is now holding out his hand waiting for state and federal handouts to fix the problem he and his fellow race-baiting incompetent grifting rent-seeker predecessors have spent decades creating.

The next step in city management may be to eliminate the middleman, and simply direct all Jackson residents to shit directly into their own beverage of choice, but the mayor's spokesholes haven't confirmed that part of the plan. Yet.

Color me shocked.

The problems in Jackson aren't because of one-color rule. It's because of lockstep voting for one-party rule. Get off the vote plantation, Jethro, and try voting in leadership that isn't incompetent communists. But I repeat myself. If you can produce George Washington Carver, Thomas Sowell, Morgan Freeman, Condoleeza Rice, and Ben Carson, you can find a black mayor who knows how to do his f**king job without claiming oppression rather than his own incompetence when the outhouse he threw the hand grenades into explodes in his face.

A good first step might include voting in candidates from the party that freed the slaves, rather than the party that formed the Ku Klux Klan. Just saying.

Whitey freed the slaves in 1865, and you had full civil rights every day since 1965. If you can't unfuck yourselves after 50+ years, it ain't Whitey's fault. Look in a mirror, FFS. You've elected idiots, over and over and over again, because you were checking their race box rather than their IQ or ideology. Own that.

And maybe ship your oppressed black Democommunists back to Africa. The IQ of both continents would increase markedly, and you'd get a lot less shit in your tap water.

Detroit, Chicongo, Philthydelphia, District of Criminals: call your office.

UPDATE: Add the Baltimorons to that list.

Alzheimer's Means Never Remembering Jack or Sh*t

 

In Kneepads' case, she already has sh*t for brains, so she doesn't need the morbidly advanced case of Alzheimer's that Emperor Poopypants is laboring under every waking moment (which, with 11AM daily naps, isn't very many each day).

With this level of IQ running the sh*tshow? Dig your bunker deep, and stock it well. It only gets worse from here, and you probably won't recognize today a month or three hence.

Recall that on New Year's this year, gasoline was about $4/gal here in Califrutopia, and $3 everywhere else. It's $6 here now. And this is still the early innings.

Also before January, the only time anyone (who wasn't wearing a tinfoil chapeau) was seriously concerned about nuclear war was 1989.

1989, FFS.

Wait until the coming supermarket stocking policies that hearken to Venezuelan levels of nothing available.

When you also recall that the war was ginned up in the first place to distract everyone from all the disastrous policies of this clownshow of idiots, it would be ironically comical in the extreme to see what it's actually accomplished. If only it wasn't for your empty shopping carts, skyrocketting inflation, and shrinking paycheck, day after day.

TINVOWOOT

 

Canuckistani Paliament (Of Whores) Votes To Ratify Turdoo Dictatorship.

Repeated For Emphasis:

Citizens of Formerly Canada,

You now live in the communist dictatorship of Canuckistan. Either take up arms to end that, or flee it in haste. You have no third option that doesn't end in camps and boxcars for you.

If you live any farther north than Seattle, Frostbite Falls, or Maine,
you have now become an object lesson underlining the truth of this meme.

And to Maximum Leader Comrade Chairman Turdoo:

Josef Stalin Has Updated His Boot-In-The-Facebook Page

 h/t The Bee

Bidenzuela

 h/t Odd Job

Charitable Giving Update

Boxed and shipped all my bags (plural) of yard clippings and raked leaves to C.H.A.Z. as an Emergency Vegan Food Shipment. Labeled "Salad greens".

The neighbor's pooch contributed some crunchy croutons to that mix.

What can I say? I'm a giver.

Bonus: I'll be legally deducting the price of 100 salads from my income tax this year as a Charitable Donation.

No, really.

Win-win.

And the city saves green waste landfill space, plus the USPS gets more parcel revenue, which they've been whiniging about of late.

Grand slam, baby.

I'm so green right now that Vulcans call me Homie.
Nerdgasm Achievement: Unlocked.

Arts and Crafts

h/t SiG

Seems that, exactly like every other communist state in history, the latest one spontaneously aborted onto the receiving blanket already can't feed itself.

When the morons who took over Malheur asked for something to eat, someone sent them a bag of  dicks to eat.

Which was genius, and also generated a viral video of the rantations in response from one of the involved f**kwits.

Of course, I'd never suggest sending the starving Antifatards in the People's Democratic Republic of CHAZ packages of dried bleached manure, and labeling it as instant oatmeal, or making up a batch of chicken dropping mush and sending it in a commercially-labelled "Hummus" tub.

Because that would be baaaaaaaaaad.
Or something.

Especially if you shrink-wrapped it afterwards to look totally legit.

Don't do it!

Happy Celebration Of Communism Day

Feeling The Bern

It's quite the news day today.

(LAS VEGAS)Sen. Bernie Sanders, 78, was hospitalized Tuesday night in Las Vegas.

  "During a campaign event yesterday evening, Sen. Sanders experienced some chest discomfort. Following medical evaluation and testing he was found to have a blockage in one artery and two stents were successfully inserted," said Sanders’ senior adviser Jeff Weaver on Wednesday in a statement.

Having a wee few decades in emergency medical care, let me let you in on a little piece of commonly-known information.

When you have "chest discomfort", and an artery in your heart is blocked to the point where you need two coronary arterial stents in the cath lab, there's a catchy phrase for that condition:

It's called a heart attack.

That is what the old communist bastard is suffering from, and that should end any further discussion of his viability as a candidate for president, henceforth, and ever.

A heart attack is Nature's way of telling you to knock that shit off.

We hope Sanders has the good sense to throw in the towel, and enjoy his few remaining years peacefully, at one of his multiple luxury mansions. This couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

Communism: Just In Time For May Day!

Imagine a set of tires, running over a face. Forever.

That's the commie darlings beloved of the Lunatard Left in this country, killing protesters in Venezuela yesterday by running them over with armored cars.

Watch it on video:

But once The Man goes Full Retard, and then goes past it all the way to Potato, things become two-way rather quickly.



Lo siento, Fernando, but I don't think the A/C is going to work this time.

Molotov, the drink of dictators since 1917!

I repeat: we shouldn't put one single American boot on the ground there.

But we should be shipping the resistance there all the captured AK-47s and ammunition we've got, 24/7/365, until Maduro is swinging from a light post.

But it's doubtful the Venezuelans left there have the stones to take back their country.

They should try it, though. Payback worked before, and it'll work again.
Remember:

Weimar x Zimbabwe = Venezuela

h/t Daily Timewaster

Evidently from this photo, the easiest way to become a millionaire in Venezuela today is to pick up that many pesos with a wheelbarrow.
(Hot Venezuelan chicks wanting to become American brides for the price of a Big Mac combo!)

Apparently, those bills are worthless as anything but kindling or toilet paper.

Ponder how utterly valueless they'd have to be to just be sitting in the gutter like that, in such numbers.

A smart socialist government (oxymoron alert!) would be selling that crap on E-bay as souvenirs, for hard-currency $US.

A boxed set with Zimbabwean $1,000,000 notes and Weimar reichsmarks might even fetch a pretty penny as a collector's set. Maybe even a penny and a half.

Literally.

Evita Guervara-Castro's office could not be reached for comment.
To be fair, she may be in Caracas, trying to salt away a nest egg of Venezuelan pesos, as that hoard there has to be about what she made in tips the year before her fellow NYFC retards elected her, to dethrone both Speaker Alzheimers and Mad Maxine Waters as the Stupidest Women In Congress.

Unconfirmed rumors are she plans to give away those Venezuelan pesos to help pay for that green New Deal, after they outlaw cars and cows, and nobody has a job but the government gives away money to everyone, and just prints more money to pay for it.

Cuz that'll so work.

Or maybe she's going to use it to pay back her college loans for that international relations and economics degree from Boston U. At least then they'd be getting fair market value for what was delivered.

¡Socialismo!

h/t OddJob

And the answer to Number One is "Because the answer to Number Two is 'No!'"

Finally, He Didn't Build That

 

And the latest "correction" may have just a wee bit to do with the Fed raising interest rates by more in Trump's term so far than what they did in all eight years of HopeyDopey's entire administration.

Commies Gonna Commie.

Silicon Graybeard has the details:

Under President Xi Jinping, China’s most powerful leader since Mao Zedong, religious believers are seeing their freedoms shrink dramatically even as the country undergoes a religious revival. Experts and activists say that as he consolidates his power, Xi is waging the most severe systematic suppression of Christianity in the country since religious freedom was written into the Chinese constitution in 1982.

Have a chat with your priest or minister about this. Goolag deplatforming political conservatism at home, and helping China hound Christians over there ought to have some consequences.

While you're up, have a chat with your congressweasel about this.
It's an election year, after all.

 

Happy Sunday.

¡Viva Chavismo!

h/t TheoSpark

Annual inflation of 108,596%?
That means that what you bought in Caracas with 1 Bolivar last August now costs 1,085.96 Bolivars. If you can find anything to buy in the first place.

 

 

Or put another way, since your salary may not have increased, the 1 Bolivar in your pocket is now worth 1/20th of a centavo.

Worse, that means inflation has climbed a wee bit since June, when it was only 24,571%.
So it looks like they haven't quite got a handle on that yet.
And now, tomorrow, Maduro is going to issue the new fiat "Sovereign Bolivar", pegged (for the moment) at being worth 6,000,000 to $1US, a 95% devaluation.

In short, Venezuela's currency costs more to print than it's worth, so its only value is a substitute for Charmin Extra Strong.

Spot the trend:

Weimar

Zimbabwe

Somalia

When your wallet is a wheelbarrow, you live in Shitholia, and somebody's going to get homicided. In large groups. Bet money on it. Nice to know SAfrica, right this minute, is headed the same way as Zimbabwe, and for exactly the same reasons.

If you're keeping score at Home, Venezuela is currently at October 14, 1923 on that chart.
(Don't get cocky: the US is currently at April 1922 on that chart, right now.)

This is why the surrounding nations are demanding passports (which 99% of Venezuelans ain't got, nor can get) from any attempted refugees streaming over their borders, why Venezuelans ate all the zoo animals some months back, and why we should be smuggling in AK-47s  and ammunition leftovers (seized in the Caribbean during our 1983 Grenada field trip) to Venezuelan beaches every night at midnight, and passing them out gratis, until they shoot the current regime to doll rags, and get back to a reality-based government of their own choosing, and that works, instead of a communist dictatorship "paradise" which is starving them to death in a country that used to export oil by the supertanker.

This is what socialism does, since ever.

It's also why espousing it anywhere seriously should be an automatic death warrant, or at the very least, grounds for brass knuckles and horsewhipping, so you could eat soft foods for the rest of your life afterwards, while the whip scars healed.

But people will buy snake oil, and once they get bitten, and find out its poison, it's too late. And you can never get the family cow back by returning the "magic" beans.

This always ends in bloodshed.
Venezuela will be no different.

Say,...has anybody noticed the new president of Mexico...?

Your neighbors' quirky communism is all fun and games, until it gets to this stage to keep them from taking your stuff, simply because they can, and/or think they're entitled to it:

And make no mistake: you can too vote your way out of this, at least for a while.
But when the losers won't take "No!" for an answer, and keep coming back, sooner or later, you're going to have start killing m*****f*****s.

Remember that every time you hear "Not my president!"
It's the opening gambit in the Triple-Dog Dare.

Sorry, but reality is a bitch like that.
Start wrapping your head around it, before someone wraps your head around a crowbar.

More On Ms. Occasional Fame-Whoretez

 

Some people might mistakenly think I don't want to see her elected to a slam-dunk Democrat seat.

 

Au contraire.

 

While it would be best for all concerned if she gets jilted again when more than 9% of the overwhelmingly Dem district turns up to vote in November, by Rep. Joe Crowley, who she beat in the primary owing to abysmal turnout, who's still on the ballot for the same job on another party's ticket in the same district (and is, let's remember, a ten-term incumbent Democrat congressman, on the House Ways and Means Committee, with 20 times her political war chest, still) I think the best thing for the republic is if she wins despite all that, and that as often as practical before and after the election, she gets the maximum amount of media exposure possible for her goofy half-witted excursions into making America communist.

 

Mad Maxine and Alzheimer's Pelosi aren't going to be in Congress forever, so it's important to give voters a good close look at the Democrat Party, by having a lunatic airhead and avowed socialist outspokenly rubbing their noses in it, good and hard, pretty much 24/7/365.

 

Enter Srta. Avocado Chiquita-Bananas.

 

Better still, if she wins, it proves that the Democrat voters of the NY 14th can't tell a thorough-going moron when they hear one, gives them a functional retard in Congress for two years, and their opinions, valid only for their own representation, merely subject them to the scorn and derision of provinces less inclined to insanity, and given advocacy by a not just a misfit, but a novice socialist one. That'll play in Washington D.C., hoo boy how it will. She'll be one the subcommittee on napkins of the commerce committee, and in two years, some serious Democrat politician will shove her forcefully back to bartending. Game over.

So no matter whether she wins or loses, it's bad for Democrats and great for the country.
And I, as well as both political pundits of greater magnitude, and every talk show comic writer from coast to coast, will be praying for her victory pretty much daily.

That, my friends, is what political scientists call "win-win".

¡Viva Ms. Cassandra Apostrophe-Catastrophe!