Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Plan 37: Every Time Leftists Lose

Leftism 101:
Election doesn't go the way they wanted? Fling poo.
Confirmation isn't going your way? Burn the Constitution down.
Can't sway voters? Shop for a friendly judge. Case in point.
Can't move Congress? Let a Deep State bureaucrat rewrite the rules.
Get caught cheating? Fling poo.
Get the media to throw up a smokescreen. Accuse your accusers. Deny reality.
And fling more poo.
It's so transparently obvious they aren't even bothering to be artful, or make any pretense about what they're doing any more.
It's time to change their mascot from a jackass to a poo-flinging monkey.
It's just who they are.
And you can't lecture a poo flinging monkey.
You cannot shame a poo-flinging monkey.
Either get used to poo-face spa treatment.
Or get a loaded shotgun, and sort the problem out.


Anonymous said...

The Dim's behavior since the 2016 election kinda reminds me of the Putin quote, RE: Obama

“negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.”


Lee Van Queef II said...

Cut 'em in half with your blunderbuss then dance in a commie's guts.

Lee Van Queef II

Anonymous said...

Debating a leftist is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they won. I'll note though that the pigeon can't help it, while an alleged human ought to be able to.

Mark D

Anonymous said...

The crazier they get, the better our side looks.
This is very entertaining.
It would be fun to hang a few, though; pour encourager les autres, n'est pas?


Cederq said...

Just rather get the shotgun...

Anonymous said...

The next Kavanaugh accusation will be that he spiked the punch, got a girl drunk and held her down while his pony had sex with her.

B W said...

A few changes in Scipio Africanus' speech to mutinous Roman legions, (Can I call you Romans?) and it would be just what the left needs to hear, - Can I call you Americans?

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Avalanche said...

"and held her down while his pony had sex with her."

OOH! He had a PONY?!?! I LOVE ponies!! What color was it?

Old NFO said...

Or will it be child porn? That's about the ONLY thing he hasn't been accused of... sigh