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Pardon us for not noticing this egregious public jackassery before now, having paid no interest nor attention whatsoever to yesterday's Sportsbowl. But reportedly, they had someone singing some alleged "Black National Anthem".
Which leads us, inexorably, to the obvious question:
When and where did anyone grant independence to some part of the United States, and declare the new nation of Ni**erstan, Welfaria, Jigaboola, or Jimbobwe established?
There are, when last we looked, literally dozens of black national anthems. In countries from Sudan to South Africa, and Liberia to Somalia. Also, doubtless, in Haiti and Jamaica. Was one of these countries' anthems selected? If so, for what reason? Did a football team from Nigeria make it to the Superbowl this year, without us hearing about it?
Furthermore, the republic already having a national anthem, anyone at that contest possessed of American citizenship who didn't boo, catcall, and throw things at the announcers box throughout any poseur anthem should be stripped of citizenship and deported.
And if, as has frequently been the case, taking a knee during the actual National Anthem is acceptable for Activists Of Color, then by all means, white people dropping their trousers and slapping their naked asscheeks in the direction of Wakanda should be an appropriate protest for playing this Ode To Buckwheat any time, anywhere.
Will the National Felony League next attempt to pull from their hindquarters the Brown National Anthem? What about Yellow? Red? Pink? And whenthehell did the National Anthem transmogrify to being only the white National Anthem?
We suggest if this country is no longer good enough for black people, we return them - to the last man, woman, and child - back to their ancestral homelands with all haste. We have suggested exactly as much in the past, and we renew that suggestion, with oak leaf clusters. The IQ of both continents will increase, and the crime rate on this one would drop to numbers lower than that of Luxembourg. Overnight.
While we're up, we can revoke the Civil Rights Act and the Welfare Act laws, and save this country half a trillion dollars a year in money that's as good as burned in a fire the minute it's sent out, forevermore.
We have no wild idea what musical concoction was foisted upon society yesterday, but if there must needs be a Black National Anthem, we offer the following suggestions:
and of course, the obvious go-to:
So many questions, so few answers.
