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h/t I Hate The Media 

(Reality's Bitchslap) 'The situation is dire'; Salvation Army facing toy, donation shortage ahead of holidays'

 Get Woke, Go Broke.

When the @$$tards running that lash-up publicly fires outright every single one of their communist knuckleheads who wrote, greenlighted, and/or promulgated their idiotic White Guilt Apology Manual, get down on their knees and beg forgiveness from the entire white world for ever uttering it, and unconditionally repudiate the entire socialist woketard doctrine as Satanic evil, entirely inconsistent with Christianity, maybe they'll see another cent from me.

Not one minute sooner.

BTW: If anyone thinks they've rescinded their original documents, no such thing is so.

They pulled only the original pamphlet, but the Commie Progtard Study Guide On Racism is still exactly where it was left, by the same Woketard minions who brought out the retail version.

UPDATE: Great Response Letter. Heartily approve. I'm still dropping skidmarked TP in their buckets, nonetheless. Or, you can print these up, and drop them off around town as you see fit.

Satan's Army In Full Retreat

h/t 90 Miles From Tyranny

Per latest reports, Satan's Army, having been caught Going Woke™, is now in full retreat after stepping on their own dick with sharpened cleats, trying to lie their way out of their colossal miscalculation, and now rapidly watching contributions shrivel away just at the height of their former fundraising season. Get Woke? Meet Go Broke.

Dulce et decorum est.

Boo frickin' hoo.

Sideways, with a rusty chainsaw, Leftards.

Fire the two open communists who promulgated that screed of anti-white racism, then name and fire everyone in their chain of command who green-lighted it (armies are convenient in tracking blame that way), then confess the monstrous chain of errors leading to publishing it the first place most profusely, beg obsequiously, unanimously, concertedly, and unceasingly for forgiveness, and maybe in five or ten years, we'll think about contributing again.

Purging the offending materials from their site comes too late.

(BTW, we saved archive copies of both manuals in our own files for just such an eventuality. Nice try, commie pigs. The internet is forever.)

Used skidmarked TP continues to be our bucket contribution of choice for Satan's Army, UFN.

Unconditional Surrender: Burn the lies (and the liars) out with fire, and then we can talk.

Not before.

And in the meantime, anything we can do to starve those racist communist bastards any further funding is barely enough, but absolutely doing God's work.

Not another penny, bitchez, until you repent unconditionally. 

Rifle Of Color Coffee Company UPDATED

 

Get woke, go broke, assholes.

And go fuck yourselves. Sideways. With a dull rusty chainsaw.

BFYTW

And hey, Red Forman left you a message.

An old Marine Corps buddy stopped by too.

UPDATE:

CEO Hafer claims he was "misquoted".

Bullshit. He got caught stupidly telling the truth, not stupidly being misquoted.

He's at least stupid, or evil. But neither option rules out both being true.

And when you get raped, you cry "Rape!" And you go all-out for blood.

You don't content yourself by claiming they got the color of your underpants wrong.

That doesn't mean no conservatives work for Coffee Of Color.

Harvard and Princeton, not to mention WaPo, ABCNNBCBS, and the NYSlimes used to employ actual conservative heterosexual Christians in leadership positions, too. Even Hollywood still keeps a few of them around, for window dressing.

The name for those people, in the trade, is "suckers".

Word to your mothers, guys: Get off the USS Zumbo while you have a chance.