Trump Supporting Mike Johnson For Speaker

 

Name this political philosopher

Pay attention: Class is in session.

1) The first vote of the new House of Representatives is to elect a Speaker.

2) To get elected, one must win a simple majority of the members. That's 218.

3) That means whoever runs has to get every swinging Richard on the [R] side to win this time around. Having the most votes that is less than 218 won't get it done.

4) If the first ballot fails, there's a second. And a third. And so on, until they elect someone with a majority.

5) Historically, this can take from one ballot up to 133 ballots - which took two months.

6) Until there's a Speaker, the House cannot do anything else. 

N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

7) Like certify the 2024 election.

8) Which means no inauguration until there's a Speaker, and said certification, possibly weeks after January 20th.

9) Meaning neither Trump nor Vance could be sworn in. Maybe for weeks and weeks. Yes, really.

10) And with no Speaker Of The House elected, that also takes out the 3rd person in the line of presidential succession.

11) Number Four is not the Senate Majority Leader, it's the President pro tempore, i.e. the Senator elected by the majority to that post in the new Senate.

12) So unless there's a quick and bloodless selection of the next Speaker Of The House, the Acting President, who will be sworn in at noon on January 20th, 2025, if the 2024 election has not been certified, could be someone like current pro tem Peppermint Patty Murray [D-Lunatic Fringe], or former pro tem Chuck Grassley [R - RINO Extraordinaire].

13) Which Acting President would have full authority to do all official acts of the President until such time as the House gets its collective crap in one bag. Like appoint Cabinet members, nominate judges for life, conclude treaties, sign legislation, approve 1500-page budgets, and do all the things involving monkeying with the levers of power upon which you really want some Senatorial shitbag not to ever, ever get their grubby little not-elected-by-the-whole-country hands. Capice?

14) OR, the president-elect could try and curry a little less jackassery from a shitbag like Johnson, by helping him stay in the Speaker's chair without any fuss, so the House could speedily confirm the 2024 election results.

So...you go figure out why Trump might throw a bone to a confirmed pork-barreling shitbag like Mike Johnson, rather than read the newspaper in Mar-A-Lago for a couple of weeks until the House can get itself together, while some greasy jackass jerks the country around some more after Mr. Fraudulent gets carted off to the funny farm.

Group Physiology 101

 Coming weeks will determine whether the entire Democommunist Party and its adherents are simply a societal emetic, or instead an actual civilizational laxative.

Either way, the purging is going to be a sight to behold.

Stock up on beverages and popcorn.

The only thing to remember about 2028 is that it's coming, and there's nothing you can do about that. Plan ahead now, so you've little to worry about come the day.

Who Run Bartertown?

h/t Divemedic

 

No one who matters gives a f**k about these rent-a-shill c*nts and their command hallucinatory allegations.

The president-elect appointed someone? Unless you have video proof of them with a dead girl or a live boy, no one else should GAF either. It's background noise, and we aren't playing by their rules any more.

Ultimately, if his picks aren't confirmed, Trump should fire everyone he can at that agency/department, step in himself, and send everyone else there home on unpaid leave until his choices are confirmed. Let it grind to a screeching halt.

We can get to less government by January 21st, 2025 that way, and the screams would penetrate 30' of reinforced concrete in 0.2 seconds.

On January 22nd, if they still don't get it, he should start closing every federal office and building in every Democrat's district and state, including the Post Office. If that means moving entire military commands out to other bases/states, so be it. Call it a deployment readiness exercise.

By Day Three, all his picks would be confirmed, 100-0.

You play ball with the Donald, or you get the bat shoved up your @$$. With barbed wire embedded in the business end.

He should have taught them that lesson by Day Two of his first term, but it's never too late to readjust their perspective on "Who run Bartertown?"

This kind of realpolitik isn't pretty. It's f***ing beautiful.

Personally, I'd start with Adam Schiff-head, and start pulling the military out of their CA bases at 0001 hours on January 22nd next year, until further notice, and put every government contract hereabouts on indefinite hold. Including redeploying the entire Coast Guard currently in the state, and all air traffic controllers, out of the state entirely. The Navy would be told to anchor in international waters, and every other swinging Richard would be removed from the state NLT midnight, same day.

Schiff-head would find out where his bread was buttered before the morning paper hit his doorstep the next morning, and that would be the end of that, at warp speed.

Grab the Senate by the pussy.

And take notes on who started this crap, and pay them back every single day, until they cry and beg for mercy. Then kick them while they're down. In the crotch.

Remember this scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark?: 

Marion Ravenwood:"I can be reasonable!"

Major Toht, waving a red hot poker "That time is passed."

Ravenwood: "Wait! I'll tell you everything!"

Toht, basking in the glow of that poker "Yes. I know you will."

That needs to be every single day of the coming administration, until their biggest fear is drawing Trump's attention, let alone his ire.

Elections have consequences. Losing this one means the party out of power gets to suck it, hard, every single day, until they learn to suck less. If that's even possible.

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot have both." 

- Nicolo Machiavelli, The Prince

How We Undid It - wherein we scoop the Babylon Bee!

"Who's sorry now, Chlamydia?
Suck it, bitch!"

(Aesociated Press) BREAKING -

Highly placed sources in the Harris campaign have revealed what they believe is smoking crack gun evidence of how they lost the election, with conclusive proof it was all Biden's fault.

In a detailed allegation, they explained in depth and detail how Sam Brinton, the disgraced transvestite kleptomaniac appointed by the Biden regime as the perfect man woman person to oversee nuclear waste (what could possibly go wrong there?), was recalled from ignominious disgrace to be the key player needed to help undermine and ultimately undo the Harris/Walz presidential campaign, literally at the last possible minute.

In a story reminiscent of James Bond, the explanation is that in Operation Cornpop,  Brinton was assigned, by Biden loyalists still seething at the coup that ousted Joe from his re-election bid - to travel by air from Miami to Dallas on November 5th. During this trip, using his acknowledged expertise in luggage theft, he stole five suitcases - two in Florida, and three in Texas - containing tens of thousands of pre-printed mail-in ballots for Harris and Walz from those respective states, shortstopping them from getting to their destinations with Harris campaign operatives in crucial precincts in each state, in order to run them through ballot counting machines in both states thousands of times on election eve.

Brinton bringing home the goods at a Dallas suburb
 safehouse at the end of Operation Cornpop.

As a direct result, lacking those ballots, in neither state was the Harris campaign able to manufacture an additional 2,000,000 imaginary votes in each state, which familiar Blue Hump would have swung 70 electoral votes from Trump to Harris, changing a resounding Harris defeat into a stinging trouncing of Trump, and moving the tally from 312-226 in Trump's favor, to 296-242 into Harris' favor, and making her the first Indian Black cackling 80-IQ prostitute to occupy the presidency.

Laying out the details of the successful caper, one key staffer remarked, "Hey, it's one thief robbing another thief. What are they going to do? Call the cops on us?? As if! Sometimes, you just have to shank a skank to get respect!"

And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

 

Add Rep. Ronny Jackson MD, former White House physician to both Obozo and Trump, to the list of congressweasels demanding an investigation into Biden's actual mental capacity, and answers to the years-long question of WhoTF Has Been Running The Country? since 2020.

Jackson, with street cred on the topic that cannot be argued with, points out that Biden has been cognitively impaired since before the 2020 election.

Can it get worse for the Dems?

Just a wee bit.

Sen. Kneepads has been at the forefront of those claiming "There's nothing wrong with Biden, he's sharp as a tack". And GOP senators and congressmen are pointing that complicity in what's turning into the monstrous cover-up we've all been alleging is going to have serious political consequences. Starting with congressional oversight investigations.

Picture CSPAN hearings running 24 hours/day, kids, from now until New Years'. Even the neutered housecats of the GOPe smell blood in the water, and political hay to be made.

This turdball the Dems have made is going to roll until it runs Biden's candidacy over. And their games since 2019 may bite the whole party in the ass this summer and fall.

Regardless of what the Dems and Emperor Poopypants claim publicly, they're all crapping their pants daily, and everybody's worried what happens next.

The Five Stages

"Always remember, in major life-changing grief events, the stages are not necessarily in any order, and may be cycled through randomly, even within a single day."

Debate Summary, In Advance

UPDATE 6/2824 0001PDT:

Well.

We nailed the hell out of that one.

Latest reports have ABCNNBCBS, and most of the DNC, on suicide precautions, and the Secret Service has orders to keep Kamala Harris no closer than within 50 yards of Biden at all times from now until January 20th.

Jeb Haley Campaign Commercial

Haley's campaign has released a new campaign ad, which summarizes her run to a T. Chika-chika.

They're having a bit more trouble with a campaign theme song; they've narrowed the choices down to either this one or this one.

DNC 2024 Strategy Unveiled

 h/t cw's weekly serendipity

Narrow Margin

But Only When They Put Batteries In His Hearing Aids

DLTDHYITAOYWO

Nope. Still not tired of winning.

Trump Killdozer 317

RNC 0

Napoleon MMXXIV - Exclusive Interview!

R.I.P. Jeb DeSantis Campaign

Called the hell out of that one.

DLTDHYITAOYWO.

You've had your fifteen minutes, Governor. Go back to Florida and f**k with Disney, and leave presidential campaigns to serious candidates. And sincere mad props for taking a sizzling parting shot at Jeb Haley's campaign on your way back to Tallahassee. There could be a DHS directorship in your future...until the coming election gets buggered harder than the last one.

And They're Gonna be Hurting For Weeks...

Who won the GOP debate last night? TRUMP.

UPDATE:

Faux News GOP debate: 12.8M views.

Tucker Carlson Trump interview: 248M views.

If you're keeping score at home, that's GAME OVER for the entire 2024 primary season.

America just wants the guy they elected the last time to get into office this time. Period.

We've seen how Fox treated Tucker, and it's about like the GOPe treated Trump.

Fox should stop the charade, and just move any future Faux News debates over to CNN or MSNBC, and have them moderated by George Snuffleupagus, or Don Lemon. If not Jill Biden.

It won't affect Fox's ratings, which went in the sh*tter the minute they fired Carlson.

Finally! Entertaining Sportsball

Much funnier than watching Moscow try to take Kiev, and almost as funny as watching Emperor Stumblefuck Poopypants try to form coherent sentences without crapping himself.

And for all the punditry that claims "conservatives" never conserved anything: HTF do you expect them to do that, when there are apparently only 20 of them out of 222 nominal Republicans in the House? (And that's probably a high-water mark in the last 50 years.)

BTW, we note in passing, there is no requirement anywhere whatsoever that the Speaker of the House be a sitting congressweasel. Which means, just for giggles, that the Republicants (not a typo) could, if they so chose, elect President Donald J. Trump to the post, and there's fuck-all anyone else could do about it. He would thus preside over the entire run of the 118th Congress in the House of Representatives, assign committee seats, decide what bills moved forward for voting, etc., yet without a vote himself on any bills.

Just for the comedy factor, it'd be a YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE win, while emphasizing the smallness and ineptitude of Emperor Poopypants to serve as the selected Fraudulent.

Just saying.

Sucker Bet

 

Breaking News For PA Voters:

 

Let's get serious: Fetterman was a retard before the stroke.

But at least he can finally STFU.

And he now checks the Vegan Politician box.

Just not the way originally intended.

Whom Gods Destroy, They First Make Mad

 

The Apprentice: Wyoming Edition

 Cheney: YOU'RE FIRED!

This blog joins the good citizens of Wyoming in wishing a tender farewell to the most faithless representative seen in modern times, in a manner that befits her service to her constituents: