Wednesday, August 22, 2018
Word du jour
We see today that according to the minions of NewSpeak, that The Hole Formerly Known As Vagina ("THFKAV" if you're acronymically inclined) is now to be called the "front hole".
As a lexicographer and wordsmith, both for fun and professionally, allow me therefore to throw out the first pitch:
Shrillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, the loudmouthed broads on The Spew, and Jane Fonda are therefore all frunts.
You heard it here first. Use that word liberally.
(And forgive the unintended pun right there.) I feel it is destined for greatness.
Added bonus: you can use it in distinguished company, and no one will be shocked.
At least not right off.
And it won't be bleeped or censored. Yet.
But I have hopes.