Saturday, August 11, 2018

I Howled

h/t WRSA

I haven't the patience (nor the stomach) to wade through an entire NYFSlimes story, let alone do to it what TACB did with this one.

So I merely offer a salutation in humble adoration at a comic masterpiece.

Standing slow clap. Mad props. Oh, and Keyboard Alert.


MMinWA said...

Somalia? How to attract whites? You're fucking kidding right? Was this an Onion piece?

"We promise we'll do our level headed best to prevent you from being raped or murdered"
doesn't seem to be the best advertising catch phrase.

And don't worry about the whole "indoor" plumbing thing either, the cultural emseshemnt you'll be bathed in will more than make up for pooping in a bag.

And the cherry on top is that the Somalis with IQs high enough to get out are flocking to Maine and Minnesota. Super

Aesop said...

If the Somali Minister's name wasn't a dead giveaway, I can't help you...

Mike_C said...

MM: at the risk of spoiling the joke (prolly not; Kenny had a link to the real article a few days ago), search on "New Hampshire diversity" and you'll have it.

MMinWA said...

Well fuck me, that's what I get for reading half asleep-in defense, the minister's name didn't ring any alarms because, swear to God, I have a friend(?) who changed his name to Muhammad Muhammad when he converted.

I do admit, right down to the font and reasoning, it had me going.

I'm going to send it to my creepy REgressive sister who is a huge NYT fan, sans comment, and see what she says.

JC said...

Sub- Saharan Africa is the way it is because of the people who live there. Rwanda wasn't too bad until they ran the white farmers out. Than started killing each other off with machetes. Over 1,000,000 dead. With machetes for the most part. That's a lot of chopping.

Same thing is happening in South Africa right now.

Who the F**K in their right mind is moving to Somalia? Regardless of race???

Aesop said...

I repeat, read the name of the Somali "director of economic development" in ¶6.
Maybe try it out loud.
If that's still too subtle for you, try this movie clip:

JC said...

All of Sub-Saharan Africa in a nut shell. It's the Democratic Republic of Congo but it applies everywhere that they are in charge.

From the comments.

"It's simple, there is no reason to build their infrastructure, they cant maintain it, they don't know what to do with it... it's like building a super computer for a squirrel"