Apparently not sitting in a black hood in some non-descript warehouse since January 2017, and swinging back at his boss' spot-on observations of his feckless dithering non-management and malfeasance in office, Jeffie Sessions has finally been firebombed out of hiding by the White House:
(THE SWAMP)“While I am attorney general, the actions of the Department of Justice will not be improperly influenced by political considerations,” Sessions said. “I demand the highest standards, and where they are not met, I take action. However, no nation has a more talented, more dedicated group of law enforcement investigators and prosecutors than the United States.” Sessions said."While I'm Attorney General..."? That's easily fixed, Jeffie, and it must needs be, and right quickly.
For the AG to spew that sort of puerile pablum in response to the blisteringly accurate critique of his non-presence as AG for nearly two years is to show that Sessions hasn't so much as read one newspaper, let alone noted the multiple, serial, institutional levels of treason going on in his department, 24/7/365, after he was sworn in, let alone for years beforehand.
Anyone so cluelessly unaware of what even the NYSlimes has cheerfully printed on the front page for two years is incompetent, senile, and manifestly unfit for office.
Fire the sonofabitch, Mr. President.
He's insubordinate, incompetent, and criminally stupid.
Don't do it at some cut-rate half-assed Saturday Night Massacre, either.
Do it on Monday morning, at 9AM, in the Press Briefing Room, tell the press he's been fired for inaction, incompetence, and insubordination to the Chief Executive, explain that such underperformance in a time of ongoing treason will not be tolerated another minute longer, introduce his replacement as AG, drop the mic, and walk out of the room like a m*****f*****g boss.
It's the D.C. alternative to taking Fredo Sessions out for solo boat ride, and it's long overdue.
Then fire Obozo-holdover Rosenswine.
Terminate the employment of everyone else hired at the agency from January 20, 2009 until January 20, 2017, and anyone hired by those hires during that period or afterwards.
Give them 2 minutes to surrender their credentials, and GTFO of the building, escorted by security officers. If there's anyone who you want to keep, subject them to a brand new proctological background examination before returning them to their posts.
Tell them their offices, computers, etc, are locked, and will be inventoried, and any personal mementos shipped to them via USPS after the IG's office goes through them.
Revoke the security clearances of everyone not actively employed and serving, subject to re-issuance as necessary for any call-back consulting, and anyone holding one after leaving office will be subject to annual audit and review, otherwise when you go, the clearance goes too. No exceptions, no problems. A clearance is for the government's convenience, not your private sinecure to peddle on K Street.
Tell Gormless Jeffie's replacement he has fifteen minutes to unplug the Mueller Special Counsel as the illegal and inherently biased witchhunt it's always been, and if he balks, fire that sonofabitch too. Keep firing people until someone with their head out of their ass buckles into the chair, and starts running the Justice Department with the focus on JUSTICE, rather than giving a daily tongue bath to the Obozo legacy, and the Clinton Family Crime Syndicate.
There was no place for that in America even in 2009, and there's sure as hell no place for it now.
Then conference call the US Attorney for Washington D.C., and Director Wray at FBI, tell them to open up a real investigation into the former Secretary of State's corruption, mishandling of classified information, destruction of evidence, and lying under oath, or the coroner's wagons and moving vans will be showing up at the Hoover Building by lunchtime, with a list of suddenly former employees, and the grand prize for any further footdragging will be a trip in leg irons and an orange jumpsuit to federal prison in custody of the U.S. Marshals not later than close of business.
It's time to settle all outstanding business, and let the country get on with itself.
When you're filling positions, just a suggestion, but I hear Jason Chaffetz and Trey Gowdy have been stuck in pretty toothless congressional jobs with no power to enforce the law (funny how that whole separation-of-powers thing works, huh guys?), but I understand they're both becoming available in the very near future. And last I looked, nobody who's anybody tells the President "No" when they're told the country needs them. Call it the Patriot's $#!^ Test.
Hell, I'll bet something could be found that would even get Alan Dershowitz to take a DoJ post. Good luck to the Left trying to gainsay that nomination; they'd be laughed out of town in tar and feathers, on railroad rails.
Oh, and F**K Congress, and any of those sonsabitches who want to try and make political hay out of getting rid of the political animals at DoJ.
Pretty it up any way you like, but send word to Bitch McConjob and Quisling Ryan that anyone opening their yaps about this can count on the president making weekly trips to their state or district to publicly endorse their opponents, and that any survivors of that will get the full Kiss Of Death from him, in public, right on the lips, at the next State Of The Union, on live TV, and that anything they want, they can stand on a street corner with a tin cup to raise funds for, for the next six years.
Grahamnesty is a nobody on steroids; cancer is finally winning a heroic and long-overdue battle with McCrazy; and Senate Judiciary Chairman Grassley has all but said Sessions' replacement would be rapidly confirmed and sworn in. He, at least, can tell which way the winds are blowing in DC for the next six years, even if he should have gotten to that conclusion via direction from an inner moral compass, and not a windvane.
The Democrats will shriek and howl, but that's different from their two-year-long garment-rending, bedwetting, and feces flinging non-stop antics since 8PM EST November the 8th, 2016...how, exactly?
They howl, because they know what happens five seconds after doddering swamp salamander Prince Jeffie the Incompetent is deposed: subpoenas, indictments, grand juries, and jail terms, for pretty much everyone from Obozo to every guy who emptied the wastebaskets at DoJ and FBI since 2009, along with the entire
Maybe we can finally, at long last, end the tragic string of
And that prospect, followed by long prison terms - even in ClubFed minimum security lockups for the best and brightest - scares the living hell out of all of them.
"If that asshole wins, it means all our necks are in nooses!" -Shrillary, 2016 campaign trail
Let it be so, by all that's just and right in the universe.
Because they know that it will undo, in a season, twenty-five years of effort to subvert the Pentagon, DoD, DoJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, the IRS, and countless other governmental bastions, and sweep their minions onto the street and into prison, and they'll become the Republicans in 1974, if not the Nazi Party in Germany in 1946.
It strikes at the core motivation, and the driving ambition of their petty, pathetic little existences:
It will take them out of power, and make it impossible for them to re-acquire it, for decades, and for some, forever.
On that basis alone, it's a lemon worth the squeeze, no matter what predictions of dire consequences and how much panty-twisting it wrings upon the unhinged Leftardian hordes of frothing-mad moonbats. It's totally worth it: just do it. Grab them by the pussy.
Don't stop the bloodletting until it's running bridle-deep from Lafayette Park to Langley.