No word yet on a possible crowdfunding appeal to buy the district attorney in Minneapolis a brain, so he may have to go all the way to Oz and ask the Wizard for one.
The case of a Minneapolis police officer who shot and killed an Australian woman in July has been handed over to prosecutors for possible charges, investigators and prosecutors announced Tuesday.By the end of the year?!? What in blistering f*** does he need that long to make up his mind?
In a statement Tuesday, Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman said his office has received the case and 'several senior prosecutors will now carefully review the case file to determine what, if any, charges might be brought.'
Freeman has said he expects to decide on charges before the end of the year.
It's possible that the D.A. will be out on the golf course with O.J. Simpson, looking for "the real killer". He may be calling Richard Kimball to see if the one-armed man has an alibi. Perhaps Officer Triggerhappy needs four more months to work on his insanity defense.
But at this point, the likeliest explanation is that the D.A. is hoping that Sh*tforbrains will be deported when the Dream Act is finally buried, saving him the bother of a trial.
I mean, it's not like a douchebadge went batshit and capped an unarmed white woman who'd called the police for help...oh, sorry, that's exactly what did happen.
"Justice delayed is justice denied." - Gladstone