Wednesday, October 17, 2018
1024: National Fake Ancestry Day
Boys and Girls, a week from today is October 24th.
And in honor of Sen. Eliabeth Warren's 1/1024 sort-of-mestizo non-Indian DNA, and of her standing as the fakest non-Indian to ever spin a line of malarkey, I hereby declare next Wednesday, 10/24
National Fake Ancestry Day
There have been many, many varieties of fake ancestry:
the Jewish extras in western movies in days of yore from the Schmohawk Tribe;
Iron Eyes Cody, a full-blooded Italian redskin;
Rachel Dolezal's fake black narrative:
and of course, we've all known millions of male lesbians: men who love women, but are trapped living in a man's body.
But they all pale(face) into obscurity compared to the current reigning Indian Princess from Taxachussetts, who hasn't learned the lesson of Mike Dukakis:
Voters don't elect dumbass pretenders from the Bay State as president anymore.
So next Wednesday, bring out the memes, and honor this unsurpassed fraud, who's not only lied her ass off, but is now trying to double and treble down on the lie, and thinks that it'll actually work for her.
To kick things off, I bring you:
You've got a week's time to make or find even better.
All entries will be judged, and first place winner receives a wooden nickel.
Second place is a wooden nickel autographed by Princess Fullabull.
Get out there and have fun with this.
Help me break the Internet...off in her @$$.