Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Forget "October Surprise". Try "November Miracle".

In the entire history of Major League Baseball, there have been, to date, over 220,000 official games. Despite that plethora of examples, in no season ever recorded has any team won every game by a come-from-behind victory rally in the bottom of the ninth inning, by getting just enough runs to win every single time, in every single game of the season, and then gone on to win the World Series in exactly the same way.

And then, on the other hand, we have Democrat candidates in biennial elections. And it just keeps happening, over and over and over. (Kirk Gibson, eat your heart out.)

It first happened in 1960, when the Daley Chicago political machine "found" just enough previously-undiscovered ballots late on election night to swing the entire state of Illinois, and secure a JFK victory over Richard Nixon. (Yes, it was that ham-fistedly obvious to the entire country, even back then.)

But those were gentler times, and Nixon didn't want to put the country through the crisis of a questioned presidency. In a double-karmic epic blunder, Nixon gave George McGovern the electoral drubbing of all time in 1972, and yet lost it all because his idiot minions broke into the DNC offices at the Watergate Towers, not realizing they and the GOP had the election in the bag by Labor Day after 7 years of LBJ's war, and chose loyalty to their minions over common sense, and turned the whole affair into a massive criminal enterprise. Easy come, easy go.

But even that pales in comparison to a Democrat Party now that inexplicably can lose almost no election. The voting machines always fail. The video cameras quit. There are sudden 3AM spikes in 100%-pure vote batches, in every key precinct, and city, and state, and it just keeps happening over and over and over. And Democrats win. Every. Single. Time.

Mirabile dictu!

Which of course, is Trump's fault. Because Americans, who keep flocking to his rallies in numbers that shame Superbowl turnouts, month after month, two years after he left office, obviously hate Trump so much, they magically vote for Democrats in droves.

Hard to believe? Just ask the Democrats.

Independents too. In batches of ballots that magically come up 100%-0. It's the damnedest coincidence in recorded history. Statisticians are jumping out of windows as silly things like mathematics are disproven daily. Democrats could win at craps in Vegas by rolling endless sevens. With only one die. They're that good.

Democrats are so fervent, it seems, they are packing 400 to a single apartment to vote for their party, in state after state. People in comas vote Democrat. Even the dead rise, and cast votes. In several states, the highest Democrat demographic is voters over 120, who turn out year after year, and vote a straight Democrat ticket. The dedication is incredible. No, really.

Miracles like this haven't been seen so regularly since Moses And The Red Sea Pedestrians was playing two shows a night at Pharoah's Palace.

So surely, this sort of serial conga-lines of anomalies must be a sign from no less than Almighty God who (along with a numberless heavenly host) must also be voting Democrat, in every precinct, county, and state. Praise be to St. Xerox and St. Kinko, the patron saints of truckloads of thousands of identical ballots, which accidental boxload sightings always start cropping up by August or September in any year with a November election, like manna from heaven at DNC HQ. And whose tender ministrations explain Democrat sanguinity in the face of poll numbers lower than whale droppings at the bottom of the Marianas Trench. And then, suddenly, it all comes out all right. After days of counting, long into the night, days after the polls close. 

And what mere mortal can argue with that?

Clearly, it's another November Miracle.


Old NFO said...

Yep, curious that, election after election... But when the 'enforcers' are already in the tank, there's not going to be any real investigation. As usual...

Mike Guenther said...

The fix for all that is no more early voting unless military. Vote on election day with picture ID. No ID, no vote. Paper ballots hand counted by members of both/all parties, count to be finished by midnight local time of precinct. That would go a long way towards fixing the problem.

Oh yeah, caught cheating, $10,000 fine and no parole five year sentence hard time federal prison.

Anonymous said...

Clearly. As the meme says "How can we count the votes, if we don't know how many we need?"
There are enough paste-eaters out there to lend some tiny and feeble credence to these miraculous happenings. It's sort of a loaves and fishes kinda thing where 36 million dipshits produce "81 million votes"!
Boat Guy

John Wilder said...

It is frustrating, because it is mathematically provable that this is based in fraud.

Anonymous said...

The do it because they can. They suffer zero consequences for their fraud. Till that changes why would they stop cheating. And since there is NOBODY in a position of authority willing to hold them accountable that means it MUST happen extrajudicially.

Anonymous said...

Paper ballots, "provisional" machine tabulation, then hand counted. All under 24 hour video surveillance by two separate systems, each with battery backup to run for 48 hours.

T-Rav said...

We all know this, but frankly, what's the point of talking about it anymore? They don't care that we know. They're going to keep on doing it. And no one is holding them accountable.

We can post all the "Say when" memes we want, but it's all just hot air.

Anonymous said...

Cernovich says the Republicans are winning in Orange County CA this time because they went all out on ballot harvesting. I do not know if that is true, but if the Republican Party wants to actually win again? We need to use the laws and use the rules, and dare I say? Play/Cheat HARDER than the Democrats.

If we start using Ballot Drop Boxes, Ballot Harvesting, and getting unenthusiastic Republican voters to take some time vote Republican by mail, by early voting, and any other method? We start winning again.


Or we can just give up and become Neuvo Venezuela.

Anonymous said...

Ron DeSantis won big in Florida last week. He won with more than 5 Million Votes! Except in 2020? Both Biden and Trump got 6 million plus votes, a Million more votes than either DeSantis or Crist.

Did any 2022 Mid-Term election result in more votes than the 2020 Election, or even the 2016 election? The "Red Tsunami" was swamped because the blue cities got the blue vote out better than the Republicans did with their "energized, enraged" base.


Dave Amundsen said...

I have been around a long time and I have never seen a republican come from behind and win, Amazing!

SiGraybeard said...

Dude, that's an excellent post. Truly great summary of the absurdity of the situation.

The problem, to mildly supplement Mike Guenther, is that they don't get punished for the fraud, they get rewarded for it.

There are states that cleaned up their voting systems, so it can be done. The problem is states like Arizona, Pennsylvania, New York, Michigan and those others don't want to fix their voting systems. Again, they're rewarded for it.

The last thing you want to do is federalize all elections because the deep state will make the cheating nationwide. The department of injustice wants it. The corrupt FBI will be enforcing it. I think it was Barbara Boxer who said California should have more Senators than Wyoming because of the bigger population. Wrong, bitch, that's what the House is for.

A Republic designed by geniuses and run by morons. Excuse me; run by dishonest, corrupt morons.

Aesop said...


I share your frustration that we aren't hanging traitors on 10-place gallows in job lots on the quarter hour, in Lafayette Park in D.C.

But in the meantime: ever have a small roof leak?

Small efforts over time can do a tremendous amount of damage to the enemy.
If they decide to blow the roof off sooner, well and good.

Anonymous said...

Want to WIN?

Fight fire with more, hotter fire.


LSWCHP said...

I hate to say this, but the American electoral system is clearly a piece of shit, and almost seems designed to enable fraud.

Here in little old third world Australia, all citizens of voting age (18+) are required by law to register name and address with a federal electoral management agency. You dont get to vote for anything or anybody if you arent a citizen or you arent registered.. When you vote you have to provide your name and address, and you get checked and marked off. If you try to vote and you aren't a registered citizen, you get to talk to the G-men. During the election counting, anybody who has voted more than once is immediately detected, and will also end up talking to the G-men. When you die, you are removed from the list of eligible voters. Etc etc...

I'm sure it's possible to game this system, but I've been voting here for over 40 years and I've never once heard of anything remotely like the sort of shit that you guys deal with at every election. It makes me sad that that demented fool Biden and his minions are in power as a result of blatant electoral corruption, because their actions don't just affect Americans...the rest of us are along for the ride too.

Aesop said...

Actually, it's a miracle of the modern world, but one which has been bastardized and corrupted beyond all belief.

It's going to require cleaning with fire and oceans of blood to get it back.

Those terms are acceptable to me.