News Bulletin From the Dept. Of Epicaricacy:
(RINO News) The National Commission on Military, National and Public Service, formed by Congress to assess various military issues, will recommend making women eligible for the U.S. military draft, Politico reported on Tuesday.Splendid. Competence Be Damned. Yay, Wimmin Trying To Be Butch. This will end well.
“This is a necessary and fair step, making it possible to draw on the talent of a unified Nation in a time of national emergency,” the commission wrote in a report to be released on Wednesday.
There is a silver lining: if they're required to register (as they should be) for a draft and don't, they are ineligible for college loans. Which failure will finally start the tectonic shift of colleges from Screaming Feminazi Indoctrination Centers, and hopefully tip it back to parity with equal numbers of Toxic Masculine types. Women will have to get menial jobs, or stay home and try having babies and running households with a lifelong partner again. Maybe it'll catch on, instead of being the aberration it is now.
We should test this out though. One year, draft the entire year group of women who would normally enlist, just to make sure it works. Require a two-year term of active duty.
In fact, let's be really fair: let's do that every year, for all women serving, for the next 245 years, as reparations to all the men who were sexistly drafted alone, for all the years since the Revolution. Fair is fair, after all.
The fact that the screaming Mimis in Congress will sound off like scalded cats if we did that is just a side-benefit, despite them shrieking since the 1970s that even equality for women in the military meant that "drafting women will NEVER happen!" Listen to liars, win stupid prizes.
Later in the article, they note that (after slipping in booster steps for the physical training, lowering standards to ensure graduation, and finally issuing command guidance that "Wimmin WILL Graduate!"), the Army has had 30 women actually graduate Ranger School since 2015.
So I couldn't resist.