And hilarity ensues, as I wipe the beverage from my keyboard.
(GUN WOODSTOCK, VA) The Virginia legislature passed a new gun control bill requiring background checks for all firearm purchases.
The state passed two measures Saturday, one of which mandates all people purchasing firearms to undergo a criminal background check and another that limits those without concealed-carry permits to one gun purchase each month.
The bills are likely to be signed by Democratic Virginia Gov. [Blackface Babykiller]..."Say, maybe the geniuses thereabout could hold another big public foofaraw and hand-holding festival. That last one seems to have worked like gangbusters.
Hint for the Terminally Obtuse:
TPTB don't give a flying f**k what you "don't like".
And for the Common Core grads too young to remember it live, the '60s protests didn't work for anyone either. Not once.
Stop. Playing. In. The. Street.
Hey, look, I'm really glad no one peed on your parade last time, and no one outright shot themselves in the foot, literally nor figuratively. But it accomplished nothing, exactly as predicted, even if everything "went right". That's what happens when you set the bar for success at "Don't shoot yourselves in the foot." As opposed to "Actually accomplish something lasting and worthwhile." When you get tired of fapping in public with your shooting irons, maybe you can graduate to trying to figure how all this came about because of "Californians" who moved there, like all the other whiny crybabies in 20 states faced with similar problems, because they haven't been paying attention.
This was your own toothless banjo-playing kinfolk, and you've done Jack and Squat to engage and recruit new blood, while simultaneously doing little to nothing effective to actually oppose unconstitutional gun-grabbing. Other than holding your breath and turning blue.
Stop jerking off.
Quit fixing the blame, and start fixing the problem.
You're already halfway to Califrutopia, and it's only been...what...five months?
Jeebus, folks, it took us forty years to get that bad here in Occupied Territory, and you knocked it out in less than a TV season. Bravo!
Now stop screwing around with dumbass ideas, and get serious, or else wave buh-bye to everything constituting your birthright. Some people in VA are doing it right. Like we suggested might be a better approach. So maybe more of that, and less of the recycled dumbass '60s hippie tactics that fail every time they're tried.
And start acting like you know, deep in your bones, where you believe it, that one day you're probably going to have to actually start shooting m*****f*****s in the face to make your point.
No one is impressed by hippie tantrums. They never were. And they never will be.
And your VA elected sh*tweasels just laughed in your face about the last one.
Bonus question: What didn't they pass this time around, and where do you think they're going to start the next time around?