|"Tastes like chicken."|
Meet the latest Darwin Award - Team Trophy Winners:
(SAFRICA) A gang of poachers who broke into a South African game reserve to slaughter a herd of rhinos were attacked and eaten by a pride of hungry lions.
A head and a number of bloodied body parts and limbs were found near the scene after at least three illegal hunters were devoured by the predators.
A vet then had to tranquilise the six lions so police could go inside and recover the remains of the mauled poachers.
Owner Nick Fox, 60, said: “We found enough body parts and three pairs of empty shoes which suggest to us that the lions ate at least three of them but it is thick bush and there could be more."One can but hope there are indeed more. Pity they didn't find a GoPro; the YouTube video of the last seconds of The Great Rhino Hunt Of 2018 wouldn't go viral, it'd go nuclear. I'd put the gif of it in the side-column on endless loop. Hopefully, one will be crapped out in a few days.
Kudos to Felis leo Security at the Sibuya Game Reserve.
Pity they don't use lions as a form of judicial punishment.
Like Argus Filch, I miss the screaming of the old punishments.