Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Fire Them All - Outreach
I've lost all track of how many political and media types (evil loyal Democrats to a man) have been canned for sexual harassment of women.
A counter for that would look like the national debt clock.
Let's just fire them all, on the entirely plausible theory that the odds are in favor of that, and the ones that haven't been fired yet, merely haven't been caught.
But at least the endless purge explains the hysterical rants of Dumbocrat women: they've been trapped in a rape culture of their own choosing, and now they're shell-shocked Stockholm Syndrome survivors.
Hey, battered harpies of Leftism, c'mon over to the other side!
We have cookies, and we encourage you to deal with sexual harassment with either a knee to the offender's crotch, or if that doesn't end the problem, follow it up with a few rounds of gunfire to the same region.
We'll even teach you both techniques.
Bonus: the entire might of the NRA would defend you.
And you'd stop losing election after election.
Deal-breaker: You'd probably have to renounce man-hating for life.