Shaquan driving through downtown Dover listening to rap music
with a subwoofer would be more serious.
(Chickenlittleville, DE) A 4.1 magnitude earthquake struck Kent County late Thursday afternoon.The quake struck about 7 miles northeast of Dover Air Force Base at 4:47 p.m., according to the U.S. Geological Survey. It was originally labeled magnitude 4.4 before the USGS lowered the scale of the temblor
Let's bear in mind that a 4.1 is what you get when any host of The View falls off the toilet seat, and roughly equivalent to a heavy freight train passing by a quarter mile away.
Two fat people doinking in an old third-floor walkup, or Trigglypuff having a meltdown on a trampoline would be a 4.4.
Anything less than 4 is officially a mousefart on the Richter scale, and if the mouse didn't eat bad Mexican food first, it doesn't even get to a 3.
Buncha pussies there need to calm the f*** down.
NYFC and Chicongo get more seismic action when the el train goes by.