Mr. Justice Thomas for the Court, with concurrent opinions by Alito, Kavanagh, and Barrett.
Dissent by Breyer
Takeaway quote, Thomas' summation:
"The constitutional right to bear arms in public for self defense is not “a second-class right, subject to an entirely different body of rules than the other Bill of Rights guarantees.” McDonald, 561 U. S., at 780 (plurality opinion). We know of no other constitutional right that an individual may exercise only after demonstrating to government officers some special need. That is not how the First Amendment works when it comes to unpopular speech or the free exercise of religion. It is not how the Sixth Amendment works when it comes to a defendant’s right to confront the witnesses against him. And it is not how the Second Amendment works when it comes to public carry for self defense.
New York’s proper-cause requirement violates the Fourteenth Amendment in that it prevents law-abiding citizens with ordinary self-defense needs from exercising their right to keep and bear arms. We therefore reverse the judgment of the Court of Appeals and remand the case for further proceedings consistent with this opinion.
It is so ordered."
Stock tip: Go long on Depends™. At least 9 state legislatures will now be sh*tting their pants.
Update: I didn't have time to gloss over Alito's concurrent opinion, but Mike at Cold Fury did. Alito delivered the Mother of All Spankings on Breyer's headless chicken pearl-clutching case of the vapors.
For the TL;DR version, I leave this video, as the most succinct summary of Alito's remarks:
We also join Mike in wishing Mr. Justice Thomas a Happy Birthday the very day this opinion was released: