"Since our two and a half year ongoing coup attempt has totally failed, we're forced to go through the primary process for the 2020 elections. Tune in next Tuesday and Wednesday to see something more pathetic yet hilarious than the Mueller hearings, with ratings lower than Petticoat Junction reruns on Nickelodeon at 3AM, and scarier than any horror show every made, mainly because at least one of us is going to win the nomination, and have an actual chance to become the next President. That thought alone should turn your hair whiter than our greasepaint.
And remember our plan to Make America Venezuela Again:
Real Communism Has Never Been Tried, But This Time It Will Work!
Free Sh*t For Everyone!
Death To White People!
Orange Man Bad!
Love and kisses,
the Top 20 (out of 23) @$$clowns running, and the DNC."