Wednesday, June 20, 2018

So Far This Week...

FBI stooge Guy Fawkes was  all-but-perp-walked out of the FBI building. No doubt to lawyer up, and/or get his state's-evidence testimony in order to align with fellow stool pigeon McCabe's for the coming wave of arrests and subsequent star chamber lynchings for their part in the ongoing coup attempts.

US UN ambassador Nikki Haley, flanked by the SecState (who is happily no longer DeepState tool - in every sense of the word - Tillerson), announced that America is pulling out of the UNHRC, and on the way out the door, delivered a blisteringly sharp crotch kick to the UN in general, and the "Human Rights Council" in particular, it being populated by a rogue's gallery of the worst human rights abusing nations on the planet, by calling it nothing put a "cesspool of political bias" in a speech carried around the world. That woman can land a blow, kids.
(If Mike Pence has a cold in 2020, I can think of somebody who could be slipped on the ticket's veep spot without any problem, and she's currently our UN Ambassador. Just saying.)

And Not My Guy, Himself, President Trump, sent Senate Majority leader Bitch McConjob limping back to Capitol Hill bleeding from just below the belt and sitting about six inches lower in his swivel chair, due to about twenty pounds of his ponderous ass being suddenly missing:

Why is this coming up now? I mean, it’s so obvious am I right? Mitch knows. The economy, jobs, North Korea, there’s so much great news they had to do the fake news. I’m not saying the pictures aren’t bad. They’re bad. Certainly not good. They make it look bad. You have to do something. You have to work together. It could be such a big, beautiful thing if you did that. The Democrats won’t help. We all know that. They think this is good for them. We’ll see about that. But doing something, working together, isn’t that why you’re here? It should be. And if you don’t do that and November doesn’t work out for you then I’m sorry but you shouldn’t be here. Go do nothing somewhere else.
Somewhere in the halls of the White House, the ghosts of Calvin Coolidge, Harry S Truman, and Teddy Roosevelt are clapping, at the sight of a president telling the fat-@$$#d fat cats in Congress exactly where to head in.

I'm pretty sure that all turtle-faced Bitch heard ringing in his ears were the magical words "You're FIRED!"

Let me know if you're tired of winning yet.

Me, I'm going back for a heaping plate of seconds.

It doesn't matter which way the mid-terms go. They're going to be epic, either way.


Badger said...

Heh, thanks for that. F*&! McConjob. Uses for O Neg are too many & serve better purposes than for him. Draining doesn't just have to apply to the Swamp. Look a little pale there, Mitch...

June J said...

1. Strzok - do the honorable thing and eat your gun barrel. You're caught MF'er and hanging you is going to take a while to work through the process.
2. Seems to be two people around DC with big balls to get things done- Trump and Nikki Haley
3. How could it be any plainer to Mitch and his Repugnant gang? Its their damn job to pass new laws if they are getting too much heat for previous laws they passed. Get to work or resign and go home you POS.

Aesop said...

Natzsofast on Strzok offing himself.
First, I want him pumped of all information and testimony on everybody else, from Obozo to Lynch to Comey to the janitor at FBI.
Second, I want him convicted on all felonies he committed as part of the plea bargain.
After that, if he wants to do the right thing, I'll send him the bullet.

Anonymous said...

You missed out on THE most shocking thing ... a journalist admitting that the blizzard of revelations about Trump are (Gasp!) not true:

I thought I felt a major earthquake tremor ... >};o)

Phil B

Anonymous said...

Concur on getting Strozk's testimony. I have a canteen of water a cravat and a 2x6 if those would help. Rather than letting that traitor eat anyone's gun, we have some nice manila line that oughtta suit the purpose.
Dude better name ALL the names and we need to be watching for team treason to try to whack him
Boat Guy

The Gray Man said...

Holy fuck that is awesome. What is awesome? All of it. Everything you wrote about. Don't know what to say. Is this it? Are things turning in our favor?

Night driver said...

Sheryl ain't just ANY Journo. She's one of OUR Journo's.

Anonymous said...

The downfall of Strozk is something beautiful to behold. Demoted from near the top of the FBI do doing back ground checks in HR. His inane text messages to his mistress on the net for the whole world to see. So arrogant and so disdainful of all the dirt people and hillbillies out here who weren't as smart as him and now the best he can hope for is to stay out of jail.


Dinochrome One said...

Buy stock in the popcorn industry for the midterms! As for Secret Squirrelly Strozk, a bullet costs money; my favorite author suggests that a rope can be used over and over.

Jim Scrummy said...

They've (Huber & the IG) already pumped Strzok dry of any information, which is why he was escorted out and lost his TS (probably SAP) security clearance. Since I do believe in recycling, rope is the appropriate solution... Of course Fed Bee-Eff-Me Prison in general pop., is also a nice alternative.

I did by chance bump in to Mr. and Mrs. Strzok at the Wegmans in Fairfax back in January of this year, right after the first texts arrived. He's a squirrely looking dude about 5'9", not really imposing at all. His wife was a humpty dumpty. It was one of those oh crap moments for me when I realized who he was.

Paul said...

The one rule they must not break is the attempt at a coup.

If they prove that even Obungler will go down.

Aesop said...

The coup attempt has been ongoing since early 2016.
That's the entire point of everything that's come to light, which was never going to happen after a Shrillary coronation.

Now do you understand the significance of Shrillary's rant to staffers during the campaign that "If that fucking bastard wins, we all swing from nooses!"

Reltney McFee said...

Well, one can always hope.....