Thursday, August 5, 2021

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


The latest Covidiocy REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! is renewed frothing and barking from Karen Officialdom for "vaccine passports." Apparently they're upset that they're not swinging from lamp posts already.

{BTW: if the Kung Flu vaccines worked, then the over 60% of the country who's gotten both doses should be shutting the fuck up by now, amirite? So that must mean...waitaminute?!? WTH???!!!}

Let's quit fucking around, and just go with the old-fashioned solution to their problem:

And the crybabies over at the ADL? Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Let's just hand these out to everyone who won't take the not-a-vaxx, and require them to wear it prominently in public. I mean, that's where they're headed with this anyways, so let's just get it over with, right?

And if anyone anywhere thinks I won't pin one of those on 24/7/365 the minute any sumbitch tries to tell me the vaxx is mandatory, including at work, you don't know me very well. If necessary, by having it tattooed on permanently, in someplace un-hideable.

Word To Your Mother:

A new Warsaw Ghetto Uprising is going to be a lot funnier with 1,000,000,000 guns in circulation, instead of 2.

Mark my words.


millerized said...

I have several hundred of the 'star' with 'unvaccinated' in the center, but no place to sell them. Every place I've tried, I've been blocked/banned. 5yrs now, only ever sold 2. "too harsh", "won't sell", "Hate Crime"....blah, blah, blah.

FredLewers said...

Imma get that on a t shirt!

Toirdhealbheach Beucail said...

Aesop, this whole trend has me very disturbed (and for me, the word "disturbed" is the equivalent of a rather long series of not so nice words in others). Were what is proposed aimed at any other group, the historical parallels would be drawn so fact people might cut their fingers on their protractors ripping them from the pocket protectors. In this case, not at all.

It is not that the government proposing it surprises me - nothing this (or really any) administration proposes which increases its power is surprising. Governments do that. What is surprising that otherwise sane, rational people are effectively shouting out "Papieren, Bitte" with absolutely no memory of history. They are so focused on their inconvenience - and that is what not being able to go out and shop or dine is, inconvenience - that they willingly enable authoritarianism.

I used to wonder how rational Germans enabled Fascism and rational Russian enabled Communism. I no longer have to wonder.

(If you have not read it, Leon Uris' book Mila 18 is a very well written book about the Warsaw Uprising.)

C said...

"A new Warsaw Ghetto Uprising is going to be a lot funnier with 1,000,000,000 guns in circulation, instead of 2."

This made my day.

John said...

I'm surprised in Warsaw they didn't just try to vote their way out.

Aesop said...


I had a similar T-shirt for sale on Zazzle. Pulled down almost overnight. Fortunately I bought a couple for myself.

And F the ADL and other JINOs. On conservative-leaning Jewish sites I'm seeing a lot of people commenting that yes, this is where it's going, and no, we're not offended by the comparison.

John in Indy said...

And WWII Poland, where the Red Army, at the Polish border, called for a Polish uprising, after tellinh all the Polish Communists not to participate, let the NAZIs kill off all of the non-communists willing to fight for a free Poland, then the Reds invaded.
John in Indy

Stealth Spaniel said...

Yes, the insanity continues. We all wondered how The Germans, the most educated, sophisticated, competent Europeans could have embraced the horrors of Nazism. Well......we certainly have our answer. The masks-those rhinestone encrusted, open weave, sexy fashion,corporate logo, Face-Burkas are back....and they do nothing. How about those clear plastic face shields that you wear as a headband? It's not like the public is actually wearing a real mask, that protects both the wearer and the general public. God, these are the times that try men's souls. My continual answer is "Decline to Answer". My body, my choice, my business. Of course, Jennifer Anniston is oh-so-sad that she has had to cut off people who are "anti vaxxers" because they would not discuss their status with her. I mean-when you are a star, you have special privileges to give folks a pelvic and a colonoscopy. Enquiring Minds wanna know.........I keep thinking that I will wake up from this nightmare.
And millerized should set up his own Etsy shop or get his own advertising on GAB. I'd certainly buy that Star.

The Overgrown Hobbit said...

During the brief phase before they forced us all back into the filthy magic cotton snot catchers*, my mask read "Some pigs are more equal than others" or "next they came for the trade unionists"

I got called on the carpet put did not budge.

*Disposable paper masks for me. Equally pointless for a healthy person, but at least *sanitary*

T said...

Where is an American Pinochet when we need him?