"We could just give them 30 states, and everything will work out amicably..."
Jaw-jack all you want. The time for asinine schemes is long past. Anyone out there who thinks half a loaf is better than none, and that the imaginary deal would be worth the paper it's printed on, isn't worth what I leave behind on the paperwork in the Thinking Room after eating an epic burrito.
There's far too much serious work to do for serious people.
We should all get about it.