"On dispersive ground, therefore, fight not. On facile ground, halt not. On contentious ground, attack not. On open ground, do not try to block the enemy's way. On the ground of intersecting highways, join hands with your allies. On serious ground, gather in plunder. On difficult ground, keep steadily on the march. On hemmed in ground, resort to stratagem.On desperate ground, fight."
Pray that you're around afterward, to hear someone tell you
"Now it's a nice day."