Wednesday, January 30, 2019

The Secret Of Her Suck-cess

h/t Irish














In honor of the secret of her political rise, Sen. Kamala Stalin Harris (D-Bukkake) will henceforth be referred to by the handy and accurate appellations "Kneepads", or on formal occasions, "Sen. Deepthroat."

It's good to commemorate where people came from, and remind folks what they're voting for. And 2020 promises to be twice the political @$$clown show 2016 was.









12 comments:

Beans said...

Funny how her history is supposed to be off-limits, but Trump says one guy-talk statement and the world goes ape-shit.

D-Bukkake. That right there earns you a spot in Heaven.

Irish said...

I want to see the post when you have to explain what bukkake is to those less internet savvy. :)

Anonymous said...

Sen. Camel-Toe Harris (D. Lunatic)

idahobob said...

She went to her knees for Willie Brown.

SiGraybeard said...

There was some movie kinda like "Office Space" where the dialog was between a guy and woman like Kamala.

Guy: "You're just screwing your way to the top"
Gal: "I wouldn't me much of a leader if I was screwing my way to the bottom would I?"

Or something like that.

Ned2 said...

I hear she held several positions on Willies staff.

Infidelity and sleaze just run you further up the ladder these days.

Jim Scrummy said...

Nice! I have a hard and fast rule, never vote for anyone who knows how Willie Brown tastes....

PJ O'Rourke's book "Parliament of Whores" is still the most truthful book about politics.

Anon said...

Her new Campaign slogan?
Came from Cambell Freight:

"Humpin to Please"...

https://campbell66express.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/c66-covercropped.jpg

Or maybe "Supported by Snortin Norton"

lineman said...

She promises to go to mat(tress) for all black men...

Pat H. said...

Willie Brown's cum dumpster.

Paul B said...

Well, she did not have sex with just anyone so she is a picky whore. Just who I want tell me I'm bad.

Anonymous said...

Take a knee? Hell, she's been taking two!
Sen. Kneepads for Prez! Has a nice ring.
_revjen45