Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Man-Bashers: Go F--- Yourselves
From Dick's stepping on theirs, to twenty other companies, we've seen business after business crap on themselves and blow off all their toes to join the SJW jackhole crusade.
I've been shaving with Gillette razors since...ever.
I'm still rocking a pair of Atra handles I've had since Carter was president, and I can still find the 2-blade refills for them, without needing the newest 87-blade contraption.
(If anybody wants them, they're now in the dumpster out back.)
Then the infamous recent Gillette "F**k Men" ad came out.
Because nothing wows your customer base like crapping on their heads and scolding them for something they didn't do.
I just got home with two new Harry's Razors, and two boxes of refill blades.
And the guy at the knife shop has a fine selection of single-bladed straight razors.
Gillette is dead to me. I need them like fish need bicycles.
All y'all can do whatever you want.
I hope the corporate ninnies who okayed this nonsense take some Procter & Gamble pussypants corporate SJW VP out behind Wall Street, and shoot him in the face.
It'll still be too late.
And since I'm not watching the NFL the last couple of years, I don't have to worry about seeing these sorts of jackassical ads either.
How's that for cutting close to the skin, @$$holes?
Get woke. Go broke.