Seems that, exactly like every other communist state in history, the latest one spontaneously aborted onto the receiving blanket already can't feed itself.
When the morons who took over Malheur asked for something to eat, someone sent them a bag of dicks to eat.
Which was genius, and also generated a viral video of the rantations in response from one of the involved f**kwits.
Of course, I'd never suggest sending the starving Antifatards in the People's Democratic Republic of CHAZ packages of dried bleached manure, and labeling it as instant oatmeal, or making up a batch of chicken dropping mush and sending it in a commercially-labelled "Hummus" tub.
Because that would be baaaaaaaaaad.
Especially if you shrink-wrapped it afterwards to look totally legit.
Don't do it!