Wednesday, September 4, 2019

About Biden's Bleeding Eye...















Don't cross the Hildebeast.
She's tan. She's fit. She's rested.
And after six months of seeing the asstards running for the nomination this time out, she's got the inside track on winning when Leftard voters finally get to the point of prayer:
"Please, God, anyone but that Clowncarnucopia of Fruitcakes and losers!"

And if Dopey Joe doesn't catch a clue after the pin in the eye, wait until she uses a nail gun on his crotch.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

The leftards know prayer not; they WILL be desperate though.They ARE desperate already, Desperate enough to back the same loser? Dunno, don't care.
A wise man said in Wyoming a couple months ago (paraphrasing) if it's a free and fair election Trump will win and the left will start the war; if they steal the election, they'll start the war. Best be ready.
Wish you coulda come to Drone Strike, Brother
Boat Guy

Anonymous said...

He is correct Aesop. You should have been there.

Tom762

Aesop said...

Coulda woulda shoulda.
Great new job, full-time.
Eating and a roof takes priority.

Night driver said...

In a REAL HOSPITAL??? With supplies and EVERYTHING!!?? With a D.O.N. who knows when to get out of the way and when to lead with a Warhammer??

Be STILL my pump.

GREAT new gigs are GOOD! (They keep the distaff side of the family happy and compliant. OH and QUIET!!


ND

SiGraybeard said...

I vaguely remembered hearing about Biden having had a stroke, so I had to look it up. It was back in '88 but they talked about when he first ran with the Bamster. It was a full tilt aneurysm blowout requiring open-skull surgery. The doctor said it was 50/50 he'd even survive and they gave him Catholic last rites.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/surgeon-who-operated-on-joe-biden-hes-better-now-than-before-brain-surgery


Anonymous said...

Ol Joe is looking even less competent these days.

Yeah, that regular eating thing; especially not eating sitting in the rain would get tiresome. Gotta do those things and buy/make ammo n'stuff.
Just know you were missed, not like attendance was being taken.
Boat Guy

Ned2 said...

Thats a big fuckin deal!

Anonymous said...

Understood! Not baggin on ya, I would have liked to meet you and discuss the finer things in life. Keep on keepin on, we all in this together.

Anonymous said...

That was me, Tom762

George True said...

Even before the brain surgery, Biden was never the brightest bulb in the pack. He is also an inveterate liar. During his 1988 presidential campaign, he lifted a speech word for word from British Labor Party leader Neil Kinnock. He also was caught plagiarizing in college.

He claimed to have been a coal miner. (He wasn't) He also claimed he was shot at in Iraq. (He wasn't) And he claimed that the helicopter he was in while in Afghanistan was 'forced down'. (It actually made a precautionary landing during a snow storm).

And let us not forget the advice he supposedly gave his wife that if she ever felt in danger while at home to just get the double barrel shotgun, go out on the balcony, and let loose with both barrels.

Bear Claw Chris Lapp said...

The viral gif after that statement was hilarious.

Old NFO said...

I still think they will try to run Michelle in at the last minute...

Ned2 said...

I've been saying that all along
Wookie/Buttfuck 2020

Aesop said...

I think the current slate is deliberately designed to be so retarded that at the last minute, they'd be able to nominate a ham sammich, and the delegates will be so relieved they'll go for it.

@Tom762
Didn't feel bagged on either, just explaining the realities that kept me from attending.
I'd druther have been there too.

Pat H. said...

It's hard to pick a Democrat Party candidate to support, but I'm sure I can next year.

Coyote Hubbard said...

Im in a weird situation here. The same day i woke up to a busted vessel in my left eye. Was only the left half my eye that had it for the most part, but what the F. What does this mean?

Aesop said...

When's the last time you had your blood pressure checked?

John Wilder said...

I'm sure Biden will have a rousing speech denouncing the Soviet incursion in Afghanistan sometime soon. And I hear he's really mad that the Iranians took over the American Embassy in Tehran.

horsewithnonick said...

Wait, I got it -

Biden's got Ebola! AAAAAA!

Okay, not really; probably just a little bleed exacerbated by anticoagulants.

What was that line from 'Dave': "A minor circulatory problem of the head"?