Wednesday, January 12, 2022

The Derp Isn't All That Burns

Spermjack Block: Activated



















 



If you hadn't read this story yet, head over to the back-open-for-business Cold Fury, and RTWT.

Keyboard Class II Beverage Alert: Swallow all beverages before opening.

I never listening to anything rap besides Blondie, once, but Drake is my new hero.

9 comments:

Gator McCluskey said...

Jeez. Check out the choppers on that skank.

kurt9 said...

This reminds me of the story on the 'net about 10 years ago "Vasectomy - $400, speechless expression on her face - priceless" which written by the "Private Man" I believe.

Anonymous said...

Still forbidden to go to Phil's place.

-rightwingterrorist

Bear Claw Chris Lapp said...

That us freakin funny. Should be the innerwebz story of the year.

Reltney McFee said...

Kurt9- read the story. lol'd.

George True said...

I am puzzled as to why he didn't simply flush the used condom down the toilet. Wouldn't that have been the normal and logical thing to do?

John Wilder said...

Good for him. Double the amusement. Does the Bloodhound Gang count as rap?

Birdchaser said...

But not as fun as some whore putting hot sauce on her nasty bits.

Anonymous said...

True George, true...Sewer rat might taste like punkin' pie but not after it's been tabascoed.

aj