Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Satan's Army In Full Retreat

h/t 90 Miles From Tyranny











Per latest reports, Satan's Army, having been caught Going Woke™, is now in full retreat after stepping on their own dick with sharpened cleats, trying to lie their way out of their colossal miscalculation, and now rapidly watching contributions shrivel away just at the height of their former fundraising season. Get Woke? Meet Go Broke.

Dulce et decorum est.

Boo frickin' hoo.

Sideways, with a rusty chainsaw, Leftards.

Fire the two open communists who promulgated that screed of anti-white racism, then name and fire everyone in their chain of command who green-lighted it (armies are convenient in tracking blame that way), then confess the monstrous chain of errors leading to publishing it the first place most profusely, beg obsequiously, unanimously, concertedly, and unceasingly for forgiveness, and maybe in five or ten years, we'll think about contributing again.

Purging the offending materials from their site comes too late.

(BTW, we saved archive copies of both manuals in our own files for just such an eventuality. Nice try, commie pigs. The internet is forever.)

Used skidmarked TP continues to be our bucket contribution of choice for Satan's Army, UFN.

Unconditional Surrender: Burn the lies (and the liars) out with fire, and then we can talk.

Not before.

And in the meantime, anything we can do to starve those racist communist bastards any further funding is barely enough, but absolutely doing God's work.

Not another penny, bitchez, until you repent unconditionally. 


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Print ‘Good for One White Privilege Apology’ coupons and drop them in the kettles in lieu of cash.

Robin Datta said...

They also need to drop their name, their logo, and ALL their infastructure. Come clean, muthas!

Plague Monk said...

They're still trying to play the racist game here in Cincy. I had an obese diversity type ringing the bell as I passed Wednesday afternoon. I was wearing my Black Labs Matter t-shirt, and she started freaking out. Called me a racist, Nazi, and so forth. I turned to her and told her that yes, indeed, I am everything that she called me. Did she want to do something about it? She kept screaming, and some flunky came out and told her to shut up. "But dat man says he's a RACIST!" I told him and her that I also was a slave owner in a former life. He and a few other people started laughing, while she almost passed out. Too bad she didn't stroke out; that would have made my day.
I'm going to a mall today to pick up some more miniatures, and I'll probably have to run the gauntlet. I've got a few envelopes of Monopoly money ready for distribution, and I might wear my Nathan Bedford Forrest t-shirt just to annoy them, although the nice people at the game store don't like it either. They DO like my spending money there, though...

Anonymous said...

I have to disagree slightly with your version of “how it ends for the woke folks”. I think a couple of the larger ones simply need to be reduced to standing rubble, left to rot in the sun as a reminder to those that scurried off. Their brand of evil needs to be eradicated not simply stopped. Bankrupt their business, repo their indebted assets, force their offspring into homeless shelters broken and scared of shadows. The gloves came off awhile back, it should be time to start actin like it. Hama rules should be the motto of the day.

-Bert

Unknown said...

As I was leaving the store the other day, I approached the negro bum the SA hires as bell ringers and told him." Tell your bosses it ain't good business to insult the people who give them money." He just chuckled and shook his head.

Bear Claw Chris Lapp said...

Plague I have heard that some of the ringers were receivers of our generosity. Sounds like she fit that bill. Maybe now she will get a little healthier and when I say little that is probably an over statement.

Anonymous said...

AMEN good Sir!!!
Not another penny. I think I will print some of those cards, too.

James M Dakin said...

I've been skeptical of boycotting to punish Wokeness, as it really rarely worked. Anyone notice Target going out of business for UniSex Offender Bathrooms? How about Wal-Mart for banning open carry and dropping evil poodle shooter rifles? However, I think as the Central Bank bailouts of corporations slows with the economy, we might actually start to do some real world good by withholding our Trade Chits. When it is JUST feel good choir member reinforcement, it just makes us look like a putz. Like boycotting Hollywood, which is supported by Chinese audiences anyway. I do appreciate the heads up on this organization's sins, of course. Information I have seen no where else. I used to donate to them religiously, and will be skipping this year. I'll just put the donation towards storage food while in the grocery store, ignoring the panhandlers with the bells ringing.

Sven said...

They just keep making it easier for me to decide where my donation money goes. Hell, where any of my money goes.

John Wilder said...

Gonna be some kettles empty in Modern Mayberry this year . . .

Toirdhealbheach Beucail said...

I suspect this will have an interesting and long lasting effect. I wonder if they will publicly acknowledge what will likely be a dearth of giving this year, or submerge it as to do so would be to admit (effectively) they failed to address it in a timely or useful fashion.