We read that the DemoCommunists want to fund a Civilian Climate Corps to combat globull warmism.
Yet all is not lost.
Provided the program proposes to collect up 50,000-100,000 of the most strident of the deluded Chicken Little kooks still preaching that unmasked con-job, and send them with buckets of water to the Sun via rocket ship, we state for the record that we will sign their petition, purchase their newsletter, and march in their parade the day the first hundred or so are duly launched into space for a rendezvous with the morning sun. Will further pledge to add a 10% sweetener to our stipend for the program provided they live-televise the crews' arrival at Sol to begin work to combat rising planetary temperatures at the source. The planetary IQ hereabouts would go up 5 points a shipment, indefinitely.
We also wouldn't mind if they referred to it as the Civilian Climate Corps Program, officially.
The acronym CCCP is manifestly appropriate for anything to do with such Leftarded hogwash.
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Just be sure to tell the CCCP-members that we can ship them to the Sun at night,.....
That it is! :-)
Aesop, I like your approach. Go right to the root of the problem.
I heard about this yet another government program this morning. The only saving grace is, given the current way people feel about work, I doubt they will get anyone to fill the positions for what they will pay.
Dinochrome One beat me to it. Viva Keith Laumer, and Viva Retief!
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