As noted everywhere, most recently by Peter over at Bayou Renaissance Man, Rep. Adam Schiff (D - Coprophilia) has a credibility and sanity problem, a paraphilia that's rather unpleasant to behold, and a certification of his obvious and undeniable psychosis.
This deserves suitable recognition, which we henceforth grant, with full authority.
Pray note: henceforth, that word will be added to the lexicon in lieu of the former expletive, until further notice. e.g.:
"While out walking, I stepped in some dog Schiff."
As a long time aficionado with frequent flier miles on that term, expect to see it with some regularity.
As National Prank Day approaches, I must also observe that appropriately flagging restrooms on their doors as "Schiff Rooms", whilst including a picture of the Founder of The Frolic appended, would be wholly appropriate.
|Let's take a little rhetorical heat off the inventor of the modern water closet |
appliance, Mr. J.D. Crapper, shall we?
This is in the exact vein as noting that Europeans have been merkeled by the policies of a certain European leader, in the exact same manner as Mohammedans do to goats and young boys.
Vidkun Quisling and Benedict Arnold mustn't hog all the glory.