"Tragedy is me stubbing my toe. Comedy is you falling off a cliff." - Mel Brooks
Or, getting stabbed to death by your entire Senate.
(President Trump, call your office. Turnabout being fair play, perhaps in commemoration, today the president could stab a few senators. I have a few suggestions if he's interested.)
Go read today's essay. Have fun.
No, John, not Joan.
BTW John, apropos of the day, I found you a pencil holder.