(Daily Mail UK) VIENNA - A 10-year-old boy was so brutally raped by an Iraqi migrant in a swimming pool cubicle that he had to be hospitalised for his injuries.
A lifeguard immediately called an ambulance after the boy went to him in floods of tears, while the Iraqi was entertaining himself by repeatedly jumping off the three-metre diving board.
Police arrested him on the spot at the pool in Vienna, and during an interrogation, he told them that it was a 'sexual emergency' as he had not had sex in four months.
Point of Grammatical Order: the boy was not merely raped.
He was merkeled.
That's what it's properly called when what happened to him, happens to you, or even entire countries.
Because Vidkun Quisling shouldn't be the only Youreapeon politician grammatically accorded Rockstar of Infamy status for eternity.