Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Shut Up, Witch

At a time when she should be rehearsing her testimony for the grand jury, or off in a castle dungeon drinking the blood of virgin unicorns to stay alive, the prize-winning Harpy of All Time herself, Shrillary Milhous Peron chose Day 102 of the administration of the man who handed her a serving of @$$ on a platter to slither back into the slimelight .

In a rambling diatribe, she blamed women-haters, Vladimir Putin, and rented bitch James Comey, whose flip-flops and jurisprudential agnosticism confirmed the corruption that befouls everything the Clinton Crime Syndicate has ever touched, including the entire U.S. Department of Justice, for the fact that she, the worst candidate for president in the history of the United States (not only back to the founding, but going forward for any imaginable future), for costing her the election all her cronies and her Magic Mirror swore was hers.

Still grasping for the disasterpiece theater that might have been, she sagely hallucinated "If the election had been on October 27th, I would be your president." Yes, Madam Borgia, and if it had been on September 11th, you'd have been catatonic and MIA for hours.

Imagine being treated to four years of more clips of the Secret Service tossing La President into the armored presidential Waaaahmbulance every week like a sack of potatoes.

And while we're fantasizing, she needs to read up more:
If the election were held today, Trump wouldn't just win, he'd win the popular vote. Bigly.

Exceeding his quota for twice-a-day broken clock rightness of late, Bill Maher from a month ago put the frosting on this cake:

       "Hillary, stay in the woods. You had your shot, you fucked it up."

She needs to pack up Fat Bill and the Muppet Daughter, move the clan to a sunny island with no US extradition treaty, and sit in a catatonic Parkinsonian haze while private duty nurses steal her jewelry and Bill blows the family fortune on hookers and cocaine.

Otherwise, the longer she tries to insert her crippled, shriveled ass back into politics after the most epic electoral upset spanking and comeuppance in half a century, the more likely it is the next Democrat version of Tony Soprano is going to have to step in and have her whacked, for the good of the party. Just business, nothing personal.



Anonymous said...

As they say, denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

What she's saying is "I would have won the election if those nasty people didn't tell everyone about the laws I broke."

Why she lost (IMHO):

She went up against the most beatable Republican in memory, but she'd already disenfranchised her voters in the Primaries where Bernie probably should've won. Sure, tell the people you need to come out and vote in the General that their votes didn't count in the Primary.

It was her election to lose, and she did.

Mark D

billrinLA said...

Darn. She's back. And just when I am finally getting over an outbreak of shingles.

0007 said...

B***h flatly committed at least two out-in-the-open federal felonies that would have had any of the rest of us finishing up our careers in Ft. Leavenworth or it's equivalent civilian facility.

loren said...

A nasty piece of work for sure but "shriveled ass" is wrong. There's nothing shriveled about that ass.

Jim Scrummy said...

I am surprised that Billy Jeff is still with her after losing the election? I thought he'd be neck deep in Viagara and porn stars by now after her losing the election. I guess divorce is too costly? And Billy Jeff's stepdaughter needs a cup of STFU, for never accomplishing anything in her life other than stealing my family's oxygen.

LSWCHP said...

Holding your feelings inside is bad for you mate. Why don't you open up and tell us what you really think about Mrs Clinton? Don't hold back now! :-)