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| This used to DJT after a glass of Liberal Tears. Now it seems he's just enjoying the warmth of wetting his pants. |
Just in case anyone is still listening behind the Resolute desk:
Nobody elected you to sell out America by compromising with the Democommunists on immigration. They're ALL criminals, violent or not, and shouldn't effing BE here. (And that works for the Democommunists AND illegal aliens, but I was referring to the latter here.)
Nobody elected you to sell out America by compromising with the Democommunists on immigration. They're ALL criminals, violent or not, and shouldn't effing BE here. (And that works for the Democommunists AND illegal aliens, but I was referring to the latter here.)
If you want to compromise on not escorting them out with a 16" bayonet shoved up their asses, we'll allow that. Anything more is mollycoddling. You want to do that, we'll knot the noose for your impeachment with our own hands, and tie the sandbag to your ankles with a smile on our face. Hand to God on that.
You think the war cost the GOP the election? Exit polling in Texas identified that as not a factor for 90% of Republican voters. It didn't even make the Top Five Reasons. A shitty economy, a do-nothing congress, and lousy GOP RINO/Squish candidates all out-polled anything to do with bombing ragheads who declared war on us nearly 50 years ago. That you see no reason to escalate is why the war is any problem at all. This could have ended months ago, if you'd treated Iran like Curtis Lemay treated Japan in 1945: Done in six months.
You've pulled an LBJ, and tried to run a half-hearted, half-witted, half-assed war on the cheap. Go big, and go home. Start bombing any collection of two stones together until the entire country is literally in the 700 AD phase of civilization, let 80% of them starve in the aftermath, and Iran ceases to be anyone's problem this side of 2200 AD. It would make every Trashcanistan and Shitholia look like civilizational marvels by comparison. If you'll promise to expend dumb bombs on their jerkwater country until that outcome is achieved, starting tomorrow, you can double our income taxes to pay for it without any squawk from us. But keep piddling and pussyfooting for another two years? Eff that noise. Sh*t, or get off the pot.
Do that instead of floating Carl Spackler Baby Ruths in the pool on the cusp of your lame duck years. Take your own advice when they shot a hole in your ear, and "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
If you're just going to chop your own dick off and become a eunuch for your last two years, we might as well have re-elected Alzhiemer's Joe. If you're going to be THAT guy, wait a month or two, abdicate to J.D. Vance, and let him run as an incumbent in 2028, with a hair less than two years under his belt, and avoid the infighting between all the lesser lights in 2028. Maybe he still has a backbone and some balls, and won't roll over and compromise, unlike the thoughts you're floating like turds in a punchbowl say about your intentions.
You think the war cost the GOP the election? Exit polling in Texas identified that as not a factor for 90% of Republican voters. It didn't even make the Top Five Reasons. A shitty economy, a do-nothing congress, and lousy GOP RINO/Squish candidates all out-polled anything to do with bombing ragheads who declared war on us nearly 50 years ago. That you see no reason to escalate is why the war is any problem at all. This could have ended months ago, if you'd treated Iran like Curtis Lemay treated Japan in 1945: Done in six months.
You've pulled an LBJ, and tried to run a half-hearted, half-witted, half-assed war on the cheap. Go big, and go home. Start bombing any collection of two stones together until the entire country is literally in the 700 AD phase of civilization, let 80% of them starve in the aftermath, and Iran ceases to be anyone's problem this side of 2200 AD. It would make every Trashcanistan and Shitholia look like civilizational marvels by comparison. If you'll promise to expend dumb bombs on their jerkwater country until that outcome is achieved, starting tomorrow, you can double our income taxes to pay for it without any squawk from us. But keep piddling and pussyfooting for another two years? Eff that noise. Sh*t, or get off the pot.
Do that instead of floating Carl Spackler Baby Ruths in the pool on the cusp of your lame duck years. Take your own advice when they shot a hole in your ear, and "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
If you're just going to chop your own dick off and become a eunuch for your last two years, we might as well have re-elected Alzhiemer's Joe. If you're going to be THAT guy, wait a month or two, abdicate to J.D. Vance, and let him run as an incumbent in 2028, with a hair less than two years under his belt, and avoid the infighting between all the lesser lights in 2028. Maybe he still has a backbone and some balls, and won't roll over and compromise, unlike the thoughts you're floating like turds in a punchbowl say about your intentions.
We thought we'd flung a tiger into the swamp, but it seems we've got a tired old tomcat who's been "fixed". Change my mind.
Retire the minute the remaining term doesn't cut Vance out of two more terms. Leave him with 23 months, and go out on your feet, instead of your knees. If not, then form search parties, and go find your balls, instead of looking for new ways to butt-screw all your allies, domestic and foreign.
If we'd wanted that, we could have elected VP Kneepads instead of sending you back to the Big House.
And if you were "just kidding", start sending illegals back to Mexico by trebuchet, and carpet-bombing Iran. Machiavelli was right: it's better to be feared than loved. And they were NEVER going to love you anyways, so you lose nothing.
Retire the minute the remaining term doesn't cut Vance out of two more terms. Leave him with 23 months, and go out on your feet, instead of your knees. If not, then form search parties, and go find your balls, instead of looking for new ways to butt-screw all your allies, domestic and foreign.
If we'd wanted that, we could have elected VP Kneepads instead of sending you back to the Big House.
And if you were "just kidding", start sending illegals back to Mexico by trebuchet, and carpet-bombing Iran. Machiavelli was right: it's better to be feared than loved. And they were NEVER going to love you anyways, so you lose nothing.
Cry "Havoc!" baby. "Fuck you!...WAR!"
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