Saturday, February 19, 2022

Canadian COSPLAY Stormtroopers: May The Farce be With You

 

Kick her ass, sturmabteilung! She might have her dentures in!


99:1 the entire RCMP shits their pants the minute Canadians start shooting back.

























D.C., if you're listening in:

Try that approach here, and it'll likely be open season on the lot of you, in 0.2 seconds.
Bring on the pink-haired 69th Transectional Dildo Brigade.
They'll become a supply point, not an oppression asset.
People here outnumber your combined forces 200:1. I like our odds.
And f**k non-violence. You had your bite at that apple. People here are ready to take scalps. [Hint: not metaphorical ones.] Capt. Parker's words come to mind: "If you mean to have a war, let it begin here."

But if you must play, bring your best weapons early.
Our side needs to level up on machine guns and grenade launchers. 
Most of us already know how to use them, and have for 10, 20, 40 years, and more.
We were taught by the best, and those drills yet live in our minds and fingers.
You can spend your declining days (trust me, it'll be days for you lot, not years) being Hans Gruber in this morality play, if you like.

"Yippie kay yay, m*****f****r!"

6 comments:

Skyler the Weird said...

The Hunger Games is not a how to manual Justin. You didn't read the Third book. Your Peacekeepers will fare as well as President Snow's once they leave Capitol District for District 12.

Unknown said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

The next protests won't be so peaceful.

A Canuck

FredLewers said...

Like I said, nobody wants to be a martyr... But once it starts, EVERYBODY gonna hunt commies and RINOs because NOBODY wants to tell their grandkids "I missed the three shot war because I wasn't ready for the party. I thought it would take longer to quell the government." Gonna be embarrassing to be the only guy in the neighborhood without a trophy ripped from the dead but warm hands of a traitor. And the ones too old to fight will have their story of "there I was and this is no shit, sitting in my wheelchair reloading ammo and processing other support gear for the boys. They brought me that government issue battle rifle for the mantle and a commie skull to sip bourbon from. They're a fine bunch of lads. God bless their patriot hearts."
So... There's the unvarnished truth. I almost feel sorry for the pointy tip of the spear. All the what ifs gotta be giving them insomnia.

FredLewers said...

At least the Canadian military has enough sense to stay out of it. I wonder if the US military command has that much brains?

Anonymous said...

@FredLewers,

Maybe he doesn't need to call out the army:

https://truth11.com/2022/02/19/un-plane-in-north-bay-canada-are-un-troops-in-disguise-as-canadian-police-at-the-ottawa-protest/

Unless the police are getting the message and don't want to be identified?