Thursday, September 28, 2023

Capricorn Dumb And The Enstupidation Of America

h/t CW

Apollo XII LEM pilot Alan Bean. November 20, 1969.
Photo by Mission Cdr Pete Conrad, Oceanus Procellarum Base














CW, at his daily timewaster blog, provides a daily dose of fascinating and interesting photographs on an eclectic and universal range of subjects. They're occasionally brilliant finds, and always worth a look (his Friday Open Road collections are particularly enjoyable). But continuing yesterday's rant about Village Idiots, the ceaseless Fucktardariat of the internet can't help itself in commenting far beyond their grade level, even on simple photographs, and as usual, the best worst offenders are the Happily Anonymous, as this exemplar from the head of his pledge class demonstrates:

Also reflected along the top of Bean's visor is a row of Klieg lights providing the background lighting effects.

My reply, which the bloghost has elected to remove:


"Riiiiight, soopergenius.

Couldn't possibly be a laminated curved multi-layered helmet visor to prevent getting fried from heat or radiation with no protective atmosphere and outside temps of >250° F. on the moon's surface.

Also, if anyone were using "a row of klieg lights" visible in a visor at close range, they'd create a commensurate row of multiple shadows, obvious even to Stevie Wonder, which would totally discount the possibility that it was lit by a single incredibly bright light source 93,000,000 miles away, measuring 864,000 miles in diameter (a paltry 400x larger than the Moon). {BTW, if anyone was stupidly trying to replicate that with multiple basic stage lights, they'd be smart enough to cluster them, horizontally and vertically, as close together as possible, then place a giant diffusion filter in front of them to create a single glowing light source, and get rid of the 9 shadows your clueless explanation would create. As if they were simultaneously too stupid to notice the exact artifact you just did, and airbursh it out with 1969 technology commonly available in Playboy.}

But what do I know? I've only worked on hundreds of film and TV sets, and seen that multiple shadow effect happen for real as many times.

I'll take "People Who Flunked Basic Gradeschool Physics" for $500, Alex.

Please, take the cleats out of yer junk, tie a tourniquet around your weenie, go back to 4th grade science class, and pay attention this time, especially when they explain light and shadows, and the relative sizes of the sun and the moon.🙄

But thank you for staying Anonymous.

Don't make me make a post out of you."

Too late; I couldn't help myself.

And, for the hardcore fucktards, NASA did a flyby in 2011 with high-res photography of all six Apollo landing sites:

Apollo XII landing site, Sea Of Storms











FFS, you shit-for-brains assclowns, you can see their goddamned footprints in the lunar soil, 42 years later!

This aside from the fact that Apollos 11, 14, and 15 each deployed laser reflectors on the lunar surface, enabling scientists and astronomers on earth to bounce a laser beam off the lunar surface, and use the speed of light and a pocket calculator to determine the exact distance to those points on the lunar surface, because someone set those laser reflectors in place  - in person - from 1969-1971.

Lunar Laser Reflector, Tranquility Base, July 1969















So people arguing against all provable and repeatable reality that we never landed men on the moon are on the same plane of existence as people claiming to be poached eggs.
Just not as entertaining.

All this happy horseshit never cropped up until the release, in 1978, of the godawful piece of cinematic shit, Capricorn One, and for which cinematic crime against humanity - despite his other work - director Peter Hyams should have been punched right in the dick for between seven and ten years, daily.

Before that monstrous piece of feces was foisted on a gullible and largely witless public, no one uttered the risible speculation that the moon landings were anything but legitimate as given.

Since five seconds after that film to the present day, no one with a middling or lower IQ can conceive of the fact that that they were anything but an enormous con, despite literal mountains of evidence and the overwhelming tsunami of common sense piled up to the contrary. This general idiocy has served to provide people like Art Bell and George Noory employment, food, and rent money for decades on late night radio, which, along with reality talk shows in the daytime has substituted in modern society for what we used to consign solely to mental institutions and circus sideshows.

You can judge whether a person has an IQ over 80 or below it, using the Capricorn One Test, to within an accuracy error of less than 1%:

Did America land men on the moon? Yes. Over 80 IQ, every single time.

Did America land men on the moon? No. Moron, every single time.

18 comments:

T-Rav said...

What if we *did* land on the moon, but faked the landing coverage, in order to cover up what we *really* found there? (dons tinfoil hat, plays Twilight Zone music)

RandyGC said...

And then there's the fact that Ham Radio operators have been monitoring (and using) radio signals from space (such as bouncing them off the moon to talk to people on the other side of the world) since before the days of Apollo.

https://www.arrl.org/eavesdropping-on-apollo-11

Jess said...

I have a relative that subscribes to the theory it was all a hoax. The time spent trying to explain the physics, and the evidence, is better spent ignoring the comment and leaving as soon as possible.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Thanks for putting this out. I still argue the same points, but fuck it.

John Wilder said...

Yup, we did. Big damn heroes.

Plague Monk said...

I was participating in some of Vox Day's fundraisers for a few years, despite my concerns over some of his writings. Also, he published some work by sf writer Jerry Pournelle, who I regard as one of the best sf/tech writers of the late 20th century.

I stopped contributing to VD's fundraisers when he started pushing his fake Moon landing conspiracy theories, and withdrew my backing for his proposed movie just before it disappeared into the aether. Several people also withdrew; he threatened us with a lawsuit, but dropped it after we told him that we were eager for discovery.

I've noticed that too many of the "American Moon Landings Were Faked" crowd seem awfully quiet about proposed Chinese manned missions to the moon, and I expressed my concerns to someone I knew in the DIA. His response was, in essence, that the faked lunar landing cultists were not really THAT stupid. but con artists preying on the gullible.

Over at GAB.com, Mojave Man frequently drops the hammer on these cockroaches, though I get tired of the excessive conspiracy theories. But he has a warped sense of humor...
https://gab.com/Mojave_MGTOW

Jim Horn said...

I was once asked how to answer the deniers. I said to use Occam's Razor: In the 1960s it was easier to go to the Moon than it would have been to fake it that well. What struck me the most of the video then was the dust particles travelling in slow, parabolic independent arcs from each footstep - which could not be done that well in any way on Earth at the time.

Skyler the Weird said...

Even Kubrick's 2001 using the best special effects available in 1968 looks fake compared to the moon landing.

Anonymous said...

If memory serves, when the KGB archives were opened to researchers in the 1990’s, they found records of the KGB pushing this conspiracy theory/disinformation of fake moon landings.

So there’s that.

Stealth Spaniel said...

For those of us who grew up in SoCal, with Pasadena right around the corner-we know they were real landings. NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory had our dads, uncles, some moms-all working 24/7 on the Rangers which were designed to crash land on the moon. I feel sorry for people now-they have never witnessed miracles in front of their eyes. They think everything is fake because this government is fake. Welcome to Wakanda and Haiti Imperial and Pachamama South America. You will witness beheadings, murders, and insanity. Believe me, we -The Americans- used to perform miracles every.single.day.

Tucanae Services said...

"FFS, you shit-for-brains assclowns, you can see their goddamned footprints in the lunar soil, 42 years later!"

It does amaze me that the tracks are that clear after all these years. No wind of course, but debris impacts the moon constantly. Great rant by the way. I was graced with seeing 3 of the Saturn V launches in person.

Tucanae Services said...

"Believe me, we -The Americans- used to perform miracles every.single.day." -- Stealth Spaniel

We still do. SpaceX is pull off launch schedules unknown to anyone. Their latest was a 72hr turn around on a Falcon 9 from recovery to relaunch. We have the chops, but its like you have to go around and do it in secret otherwise you get labeled an ableist. What an Fing world we live in these days.

Ultimate Ordnance said...

"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."
-Rene Descartes

Anonymous said...

I always like to respond with "oh, you are one of those who believe in the moon".

SteveP said...

The technology to go to the moon existed in 1969. The technology to fake it wasn't invented until the 1990s.

Plague Monk said...

One of the things I find laughable was that many of the loons claiming the moon landings were faked allege that Mr. Kubrick was an active participant in the hoax. I find it harder to accept the idea that he would have been involved in this than the actual hoax itself.

Mike Hendrix said...

Aesop, your remarks about the size, energy/light output, and position relative to other celestial bodies of our Sol put me in mind of what I believe was either Heinlein or maybe H Beam Piper had the characters in one of his stories called it: BOB, for Big Orange Ball. Always loved that one; in fact, somebody out there should start up a petition requiring that henceforth, our Sun must by law be referred to by absolutely every Earthling capable of coherent speech (which would exempt our current notional "pResident," naturally) as "BOB." I'd support that one to the hilt.

Anonymous said...

India and Israel tried to land vehicles on the moon recently and failed. China claims to have landed a robotic device on the far side. However, you'd think that they would be publishing pics weekly proclaiming their success. Bupkiss.

We did it 50+ years ago, multiple times, using machines designed with slide rules and safely returned everyone home that landed using nav computers that had 36K of core memory. In contrast, today's smart phones have gigabytes of memory.

Not to mention the rocks that were brought back and analyzed earning the publishers of the papers on those analysis' worldwide recognition for their work.

There is so much physical evidence of the accomplishments of the moon missions, it boggles the mind that anyone anywhere could call them faked.

Nemo