Sunday, October 24, 2021

Alec Baldwin Day


We should have thought of this sooner.

Let's end the rancor over this @$$clown's clowncarnucopia of fail, and instead unite over something we can all agree upon.

As even his schlocky cheapass movie title proves, Rust is the enemy of guns. We must therefore keep this chowderhead from killing anyone else with them. There's only one solution for that: Buy them yourselves, to protect them from him. Or vice versa.

We therefore happily proclaim now and henceforth, in perpetuity, October 21st shall evermore be known and celebrated as Alec Baldwin Day!

Go buy a gun to celebrate Alec Baldwin Day! Save a life! Keep another gun out of his hands forever.

And hurry up, because you're already three days late on this.

Give until it hurts.

Descriptions or hog pics of your acquisitions welcome in comments.


Anonymous said...

A “gun buyback,” that might actually work.

admin said...

I am just enjoying this: Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another.


John Wilder said...

My fav meme on this so far (picture was of Norm Macdonald on Weekend Update):
"This just in, Alec Baldwin to take a break from acting to follow his latest passion: killing people."

Henry Cybulski said...

More fun with guns: my favorite all-time comedy Western. Only 9-minutes long.

T said...

Hey Aesop,

I think I just found my "justification" to buy another Glock: this time chambered in .357 Sig.