Monday, February 12, 2024

They Played A What?! WTAF??

Say WHAT?!?
























Pardon us for not noticing this egregious public jackassery before now, having paid no interest nor attention whatsoever to yesterday's Sportsbowl. But reportedly, they had someone singing some alleged "Black National Anthem".

Which leads us, inexorably, to the obvious question:
When and where did anyone grant independence to some part of the United States, and declare the new nation of Ni**erstan, Welfaria, Jigaboola, or Jimbobwe established?
There are, when last we looked, literally dozens of black national anthems. In countries from Sudan to South Africa, and Liberia to Somalia. Also, doubtless, in Haiti and Jamaica. Was one of these countries' anthems selected? If so, for what reason? Did a football team from Nigeria make it to the Superbowl this year, without us hearing about it?

Furthermore, the republic already having a national anthem, anyone at that contest possessed of American citizenship who didn't boo, catcall, and throw things at the announcers box throughout any poseur anthem should be stripped of citizenship and deported.

And if, as has frequently been the case, taking a knee during the actual National Anthem is acceptable for Activists Of Color, then by all means, white people dropping their trousers and slapping their naked asscheeks in the direction of Wakanda should be an appropriate protest for playing this Ode To Buckwheat any time, anywhere.

Will the National Felony League next attempt to pull from their hindquarters the Brown National Anthem? What about Yellow? Red? Pink? And whenthehell did the National Anthem transmogrify to being only the white National Anthem?

We suggest if this country is no longer good enough for black people, we return them - to the last man, woman, and child - back to their ancestral homelands with all haste. We have suggested exactly as much in the past, and we renew that suggestion, with oak leaf clusters. The IQ of both continents will increase, and the crime rate on this one would drop to numbers lower than that of Luxembourg. Overnight.

While we're up, we can revoke the Civil Rights Act and the Welfare Act laws, and save this country half a trillion dollars a year in money that's as good as burned in a fire the minute it's sent out, forevermore.

We have no wild idea what musical concoction was foisted upon society yesterday, but if there must needs be a Black National Anthem, we offer the following suggestions:

and of course, the obvious go-to:

So many questions, so few answers.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’m surprised you didn’t include this fine piece of musical excellence in your list:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sns7RDndBJI

Anonymous said...

I've only ever watched a small handful of "pro" football games, none of them in the past 15 years. I haven't been to a Superb Owl party in around 20 years and even then I went for the company, not the game.
I wish the league would fall apart to reduce wasted time and money.
The numbers I've seen show a 30% drop in viewership over the last 7 years amid ever increasing fees and idiocy.... The day can't come soon enough!
Jonathan

Dan said...

A leftist agenda driven act. They keep pushing this "anthem" on us as often and as loudly as possible...eventually the goal is to have it TOTALLY REPLACE the current anthem. It's just one of the MANY evil plots the left is implementing in their never ending assault on culture, morals, freedom and this country.

Unemployed said...

Was that the wet ass pussy song??

Bear Claw Chris Lapp said...

In jr. high a buddy and I mocked beretta theme but I did watch the show, aaaaawe aaaaaawe aaawe

elysianfield said...

Aesop,
I would have no issue with the celebration of the Black National Anthem, played only AFTER the US National Anthem, and before a spirited rendition of "Dixie"

...I...I wish I was in the Land of Cotton....

Anonymous said...

"back to ancestral homeland" Amen!
And take along the anti-white white liberals where they can become the new slaves since they seem to apologize so much for something that hasn't (officially) occurred in this country for 150 years ... or umpteen-zillion generations ago for the darker folk.

Aesop said...

That's why I support reparations.

Every person that can be located who owned slaves should have to pay every former slave who can be located $1,000,000.

Which comes to exactly...lemme see...nothing times nothing...carry the nothing...equals NOTHING!

Next question.

Mark D said...

I wish a country music singer would perform the BNA, complete with fiddles and steel guitars. Hey, if they can eff up OUR national anthem we can eff up theirs.

Mark D

Anonymous said...

How about one million per person and a mandatory one way ticket to the African country of their choice. And neither they nor their progeny may set foot on American soil, ever again, on pain of death.

John Wilder said...

The point is division.

ghostsniper said...

In my 69 years on this planet I have watched (unwillingly) less than 10 mins total of ALL pro sports.
As far as I can tell all of it is more boring than watching paint dry.
That so many people do watch that stuff is beyond disappointing.

Garry F. Owen, Trooper said...

Vanessa Williams has sung this "Black National Anthem" at PBS broadcast "A Capitol Fourth" for several years.

Aesop said...

William's talent notwithstanding, the lifelong flaws in her judgement have been manifest since she was rightfully stripped of her Miss America crown.

@Anonymous,
You evidently missed the point that there are zero person entitled to compensation for slavery, since all those slaves are long dead.
Deporting their progeny, and restoring them to their entitled African birthright, is a debt long overdue.

Send them all back to Wakanda, and be done with them once and for all.
They have worn out their welcome, and the reservoir of white guilt ran dry several riots and a million or so murders ago.

Groman said...

No Camptown Ladies?

Aesop said...

That wouldn't fit the bill. Mississippi Mud would, and was considered, but it's dated.