Monday, December 16, 2024

There's Going To Be So Much Winning, You're Going To Get Tired Of Winning...















 ABC agrees to eat shit, pay Trump $16M, kiss his ass publicly, and apologize for lying about him

Next up? Well, hopefully, Trump's lawyers sue the coven over at The Spew.

Any settlement with them should include the requirement that at the beginning of every show for the next four years, they have to stand, face toward Washington D.C., place their right hands over their shriveled little hearts, and say "Hail President Trump The Magnificent! May he Make America Great Again!"

If Court TV puts the trial on pay-per-view, they could earn enough money to buy CNN and MSNBC, with change left over.

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