Thursday, October 17, 2019

The Net IQ of Congress Just Went Up Ten Points















Race-baiting communist, babbling drooler on countless news clips, and poster child for everything wrong with Baltimorons, Rep. Elijah Cummings is dead, unfortunately about 40 years late to do anyone any real good.

This will leave a momentary vacancy on a few House committees, but with the current surplus of lackwits available on the Democrat bench, that won't last long.

We regret we won't be able to attend the funeral, but we're looking forward to sending the happily former congressweasel's office a nice note today, expressing our full approval of the occasion.

R.I.H., race-hustling shitweasel. I feel sorry for your family, mainly for them being related to you.


28 comments:

Glen Filthie said...

HAR HAR HAR!!! AWESOME!!!

Errr… did I say that out loud??? Why, excuse me!!!

*ahem*

"RACISSSSSS!!!!!"

Now if Maxine Waters croaked, they might get into the low 30's on the IQ scale...

WHO SAID THAT?!?!? :)

Ned2 said...

A good day!
One more commie down and out.

Anonymous said...

I can't think of a nice thing to say about old Elijah. Will not miss him. Just hope they don't elect another one like him, but I am not going to hold my breath about that. The same level of voters have given us AOC among others.

Grog said...

One of the stories about him this morning described him "as a tireless advocate for the poor"

And that's all he was, because the district he used to "represent" sure is poor.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Grog said...
One of the stories about him this morning described him "as a tireless advocate for the poor"

And that's all he was, because the district he used to "represent" sure is poor

And no better off today than when they first elected him. :)

Maureen said...

That was AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

The nation's most prominent bigot/racist died of syphilis.

Tannhauser said...

I hope his last agonizing thought was " Trump is still my president!"

MTHead said...

Was he the one that thought Guam would roll over if we put to many people on it? Oh well, close enough for congress!
I think Mark Twain said. " He wished death on no one. But, I have read some obituaries with joy." Seems like one of those times.

BlogDog said...

MTHead, I think that was Hank ... I want to say Johnson without looking it up.

Angantyr said...

@Tannhauser,

That made me laugh out loud! Good one!

beau said...

there is nothing more to add to this entry. said it all. especially the term 'shitweasel'.

those people in his district will find an equally despicable troll to elect. the district is made up to assure this.

A Texan said...

@MTHead and BlogDog - that was definitely Hank Johnson. The funniest thing about that entire video is that the admiral testifying played the absolutely perfect straight man, and didn't miss a beat after Representative Einstein talked about Guam capsizing: "We don't anticipate that."

MTHead said...

Texan, absolutely. That admiral was a marvel. No way could I keep my composure after that question.
We should renumber Elijah's district. Say, district 9. In his honor of course.

Anonymous said...

"One of the stories about him this morning described him "as a tireless advocate for the poor"

Yes he was...

He was not only an advocate for poor, he tried to produce as many desperately dirt poor as he could. And he was also very good at Keeping them poor.

Have you ever noticed what absolute desolation you see in demoncrat controlled cities?
That is NOT a bug in their system but a feature.

They know that desperately poor people who know they have no hope of rising above absolute economic slavery can be counted on to continue to vote for their masters.

And the cess pool that was this demoncrat's personal toilet is exhibit #1 in the judgement that he must face...That we will all someday face.

Educate your children, show them the evil that abounds when you start down that dark road of socialism/communism/social justice totalitarianism...

May the Good Lord have Mercy Upon all of His undeserving and wayward sinners.
May He illuminate our path and keep us from the evil we see abounding upon this earth.

MSG Grumpy

Anonymous said...

Better the devil you know than the one you don't.

But, at the end of the day, they're STILL the devil.

Nemo

Eskyman said...

The nicest thing I can say about Elijah Cummings is to quote Mark Twain:

"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

He won't be missed by me. There are a lot of rats exactly like him, so soon we'll forget all about this one.

Nori said...

Imagine the stress our poor DC overlords & ladies are under.
Covering up their treasonous acts is very hard work. None of them look well.

Schiff looks like a cat on crack,furiously flinging poopy everywhere.
Cummings’ replacement on Oversight,Carolyn Maloney,collapsed at a speaking engagement last week,blaming “bronchitis”.

It’s looking like a race between Barr/Durham indictments,and the Grim Reaper.

Anonymous said...

We can quietly appreciate the benefits of this misguided soul no longer being among our "leaders" but I see no reason to disrespect the dead with these ridiculous and somewhat disgusting comments. Say a prayer that he is with God, who created Elijah Cummings with the infinite intention that he join our creator in heaven. By the way, if he is, its probably best to have him on your side.

Anonymous said...

I don't "respect" dead grifters.
Cummings was just another greedy loser.

Anonymous said...

Off Topic. EU approves Ebola Vaccine.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10168543/first-ebola-vaccine-go-ahead/

The US is working on expediting approval too.

Carl "Bear" Bussjaeger said...

Anonymous, October 18, 2019 at 6:45 PM-

To each his own. My beliefs do not require me to pretend that death suddenly embued a willfully ignorant, evil, corrupt SOB -- whose policies and laws helped kill people -- with heavenly righteousness. If he had shown some pitiful modicum of remorse for what he'd done, I'd credit him with that. But per his staffers, his last moments were spent happily violating his oath of office in an effort to continue the American descent into chaos. The scumbag even lacked AOC's quality of being *amusingly* dumber than a box of rocks.

You may offer him forgiveness. He deity may. I don't.

I didn't wish for his death (nor even Lautenberg's, back when). But sometimes you just have to smile when it happens anyway.

Besides, popcorn futures are skyrocketing as people prep for the shitshow of redistributing his committee assignments, and the coming special election to replace him in office. Now *that* will be entertainment.

McChuck said...

Ding dong, the @$$hole's dead, the stupid @$$hole's dead...

I appreciate the fine feelings expressed by many. But I, for one, do wish the bastards dead. Then, and only then, will they stop bothering us and destroying civilization.

James said...

Well,enjoy the IQ uptick while you can,his corrupt wife thinking of running to take his spot!

George True said...

Off-topic: At WRSA, there is a link to.an article of how out-gunned the Mexican army is by the cartels. It talks about how bigger and badder the cartel armored vehicles are than the typical technical with a mounted .30 cal or .50 cal machine gun. As so-called proof, there is a photo of a cartel technical. Instead of an MG, it has a mounted WWII vintage Finnish Lahti 20 mm gun. Color me unimpressed. Because of this the Mexican army should just give up?

Aesop said...

George:

Do some research on the 'net.

The Mexican Army makes mall cops look like a professional military operation.
On their own, the Fuerzas Armadas de Mexico would have a tough time taking and holding an area the size of Cancun or Acapulco, and both simultaneously would break them. FedEx has a bigger air farce, just for one example.

And given that 10-50% of them are on the cartels payroll, the chances of them prevailing are slim and none. (The cartels' operating budgets, in hard currency, are probably 10X that of the Mexican government, let alone their military forces'.)

Failed, meet state.

The Gray Man said...

Doesn’t matter. They all act the same.

The Gray Man said...

The Mexican Army and the cartels are the same thing. But just because they’re family doesn’t mean they don’t fight sometimes.

And a 20mm gun is no joke, I don’t care what year it is.