Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Nonsense, Based On A False Premise

 

Jonas Nightengale had a better grasp of Christianity in Leap Of Faith 
than most members of Congress have since ever.










Vox thinks Conservatism failed Christianity, because it "failed to conserve anything".

This is feather-headed nonsense on so many levels, including both religious and political, it's hard to know where to start.

But let's agree, arguendo, to grant the recockulous premise.

Barry Goldwater wrote Conscience Of A Conservative in 1960.

FTR, his actual walk-the-walk commitment to Christianity was virtually invisible, then or ever.

So:

A) List please, for the class, all the actual conservatives in the U.S. House of Representatives, and the U.S. Senate, from 1960 to now, inclusive. (Hint: If you're very good, you may be able to come up with as many as 5 such, in that entire 63+-year period of time.)

B) Show which year, or years, those conservatives ever held a majority in either body, let alone both at the same time.

C) Tell which of those majorities were elected by conservative Christians, who have ever been a minority within their own faith.

D) While you're up, tell us which Christians put Kennedys in office every year from the 1950s onwards.  And which Christians elected any 57 black politicians from Shirley Chisholm and Mad Maxine Waters onwards. Which way did those politicians vote, while you're at the chalkboard? Which Christians gave you Mittens for a Senator? None of those Christians voted for any conservatives, and most never intended to do so. Let me know when the penny drops.

Once you suss out the fact that conservative Christians never elected anyone to run the country, nor ever could, tell us again who failed whom.

Any fool, religious or not, who ever expected a bunch of failed game show hosts and used-car salesmen to accomplish anything worthwhile on the public dime, in benefit of either the culture, or any particular religious faith, is the sort of fool who'd sell the family cow for magic beans.

And if we ever, so much as once, get a conservative majority in either federal house, let alone both of them simultaneously, give a holler.

That would be noteworthy for being the first time it's ever happened in the history of the republic, 1789-ever.

Vox, like millions, is guilty of a basic error: Confusing anyone with an [R] after their name on a ballot with any sort of conservative, let alone any sort of Christian.

One can't fail to accomplish something they never had the power nor authority to undertake in the first place.

The fundamental mistake is not understanding that reality.


11 comments:

maruadventurer said...

Members of Congress are more like race car drivers than religious followers. What is missing is not a one of them wear the racing jacket with the sponsor patches (Pfizer, Lockheed, BlackRock, etc.)

Dan said...

America has only one political party. The Janus party. A single party with two factions....two FACES. And neither faction of that party gives a rats ass about anything but their profits, privileges and power...and how to expand those.

Stealth Spaniel said...

I'll just add "Amen" to that and leave it for future historians to ponder.
A lot of inspiration for the Battle of Lexington and Concord, and other Revolutionary ideas were preached from dynamic Biblical sermons addressing the evil of tyranny and the blessings of God-ordained liberty. In those days, no government nanny to tell you and your taxman what was acceptable. Fire and Brimstone and the Righteousness of God's Will powered those minute-men. We should be so lucky today
PS: Joseph Smith never got any golden tablets but he did score a lot of golden pussy after his "revelation".

On The Beach said...

Vox is too busy bleating, BOOMER B-A-A-A-A-A-D, BOOMER B-A-A-A-A-A-D, to make a sensible point on any subject.

Glen Filthie said...

HAR HAR HAR!

Suuuuuure Aesop, sure. Guys like Lindsay Graham, Mitch McConnell, Liz Cheney, Romney and all the cucks would do WONDERS for conservatism and Christianity if only they had a majority!!!

Mind you… you think the Ukrainian war is justified and that you’re winning it… so any discussions with a California nurse about conservative and Christian morality are probably a waste of time… 😂

Let the retardation continue! Don’t stop on my account!

SiGraybeard said...

Well done, sir!

Aesop said...

Glen,

I dug your bullshit out of the spam filter (200 attempts? Srsly?) because it's too big a turd not to put on display.

Yet again, you prove yourself a total moron about things beyond your ken (that would be pretty much everything you set you pen to) as you've just named four people who are neither conservatives, nor in all likelihood, Christians, hence exactly the problem at issue. They're also the exact sort of fucktards who've been in the majority in Congress since ever: self-centered narcissist twats.

I realize expecting anyone from a country that would have Turdoo for a Prime Minister telling the sheep from the sheep shit is rather long odds, but it just goes to show why you should keep your nose back in your own shit show in Canuckistan, and rather than sticking into the affairs of a republic about which you know less than usual.

Which, for you, is really saying something.

Unless you're emigrating, and looking for a spot in Congress.
The Uniparty needs you! You're exactly what they're looking for.

And while we're on bassackwards Filthie Logic, you've got your head shoved into the wrong orifice again:
Of course reality is precisely opposite your predictions: the Ukrainian War isn't justified. That's why your man-crush, Putin-poleon, who started it, should abandon it, apologize, pay heavy reparations, and retreat from all Ukrainian territory, while he still has a shred of an army left to do so.

He's going to need it when Xi turns on him, and starts carving up Siberia.

As far as who's "winning" it, for any value of that word, tell the class which way the Russians have been moving - forwards, or backwards - since last August. I'll wait while you shoot a back azimuth and sort that out.

The retardation, as usual, is yours alone, and always starts on your account.
You can stop anytime, and probably ought to, since you've got to be running out of toes to blow off by now.

Limp proudly.

Word to your mother:
Just because Life dealt you a "Kick Me" t-shirt, you don't have to wear it every day.

Glen Filthie said...

Now do the Ukraine! 🤡👍

Termite said...

I'll just point out that we have donated to Ukraine about twice the amount a really good wall/fence on the southern border would have cost.

Just saying'.....

Aesop said...

@Glen,

The Russian Army continues its perpetual advance on Moscow.
As they have since a year ago.
While Ukrainian drones keep hitting it.
Putinphlies continue to soil themselves over this.

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, boy." - Dean Wormer, Faber College, 1961

Aesop said...

@Termite,

It's amazing what the dotGov can "find" the money for, when it wants to.

Similar to what Lincoln said about McClellan, if they're not going to use the 1st Armored Division on the border, I'd like to borrow it for a month or so...