Locked, Cocked, And Ready To Glock

 h/t Irish

Elisjsha Dicken, 22, Indianapolis area hero who blew the fuck out of Some Asshole whom he encountered calmly murdering food court diners in an Indiana mall, whereupon without hesitation, Dicken pushed his girlfriend* to safety,  drew his Glock, charged the villain, and dumped multiple rounds into subject Asshole from as far as 40 yards away, hitting paydirt with 8 out of 10, instantly ending the killing spree, saving further court and prison costs, and making his target into a Permanently Good Asshole at a total cost of under $10 in ammo.

Hereby awarded the

OUTSTANDING MARKSMANSHIP AWARD, CIVILIAN DIVISION.

Should also receive a ticker tape parade, the keys to the city, and a check to reimburse him for ammunition expended from the local police department. In a just world, he should also get a full scholarship to the college of his choice from the state of Indiana, and a fast-track for any application to either any law enforcement academy, or the military service academy of his choice.

Nice shooting, kid. And congrats to your parents for raising you to be a fine American.

*(Not to be outdone, the girlfriend, a nursing student, rendered first aid and applied a tourniquet to one injured shooting victim using her own jacket, once her Real Man boyfriend had dispatched the offending Asshole. She's obviously a keeper too, and should be riding beside Dicken in that tickertape parade, just as she was on the day.)