Because Lindsay Grahamnesty is spring-loaded to the "Fuck Americans" setting, and we didn't learn enough about this kind of jackassery when we got 11M illegal aliens instead of the 2M "estimated" by Reagan's disastrous IRCA in '86.
Apparently the Dead RINO Party still hasn't figured out that until you build a impenetrable wall from coast to coast, and ship the 30,000,000 illegals already lounging here back wherever-the-fuck they came from, the idea is a non-starter.
And would you fucktards who keep knee-jerking for Grahamnesty in South Carolina PLEASE kick his stupid old ass TFOut of the Senate, FOREVER?? Kentucktards already re-saddled us with Bitch McConjob for another six years, so help a country out, yo.
It's bad enough that he's an idiot, but now he's practically bending over in the Senate Chamber in naught but a pair of lacy panties, with a red and white bullseye embroidered over his fundament, right below the words "Will put out for amnesty".
If this is what a bare (R) majority in that moribund pustulent corpus gets us, having Russia lob a nuke onto it is far from the worst thing that could happen, and rather more a consummation devoutly to be wished.
Poopypants turns to shake hands with no one, then has a conversation with his Imaginary Friend and the Voices In His Head until, after multiple aborted tries to find the exit, blabbering to No One all the while, he wanders off the stage and into the sunset...
In response to yesterday's meme, and one of our comments, we received this little gem:
The Peace and Quiet of the smoking graveyard.
It's EASY to destroy stuff. Low IQ Antifa and Burn Loot murder has PROVEN that point well enough.
It's easy to destroy a country when you are Overseas and your family's is safe at home. I've done enough of that during my time in Uncle Sam's Army.
It's different when it's YOUR Smoking ruin of a home with your family strewed about beaten raped and dying while YOU were away going to work, going to church, going shopping for supplies.
A single crazy with a bottle of gasoline and your home with all your preps are smoking ruin eh?
THAT'S Rwanda X Bosnia in Real Life(tm).
And some dumbasses seem to be cheering for it? No offence but if the shoe fit's its on you.
First earthy duty is defending your family. Second in my heart is how to protect those folks I think deserve protecting.
Don't think that Clown World Morale Patch will stop me from popping a cap on you if your a danger to those I choose to protect.
As Ole Ben Franklin said "A Republic IF you can keep it", we failed.
As that Beatle Song Revolution goes, "We all want to SEE the plan".
If there is anything to do besides beat our chests about how bad ass we are blah, blah, blah let me know.
We can destroy infrastructure and kill 90% PLUS of our population, or we can fight a civil war and *Still* destroy our Infrastructure and lose 90% of our population.
The Marxist Monster is an Electronic Control Freak and KNOWS we will not pull the plug on our families survival. OR if we DO they have taxpayer paid for bolt holes to arise after the screaming and flames die down. THEY are Sociopaths'.
I see a series of EMP strikes a KINDNESS of 21+ days of struggling to survive VS years of seeing people wearing gasoline soaked flaming tires like Rwanda.
Praying for wisdom
I see your point, because I'd never once considered any of that in literal decades of thinking, until you made it clear.
You mean there could be, y'know, like...actual CONSEQUENCES?!?!?
Leviathan might not like being opposed?!?!? We might get in trouble???
Well, holy shitballs!!!
" ' Oh! We're afraid to go with you Blutto! We might get in trouble!'
But...wait. Now I can understand the wisdom of sitting on our hands and losing everything we have and everything we hold dear, because the most important thing on the planet is you, your family, your spouse, your kids, your home, your property.
FUCK those other 330,000,000 people, amirite?
(I cannot imagine how "we" ever lost a republic with that attitude prevalent.)
So, by all accounts, let's not make any fuss, because there might be a cost involved.
And, of course, we've never made any of those points far more fervently and eloquently, not any hundred times, but thank a merciful heaven someone else has dropped in to enlighten all of us.
We should all just quietly self-load onto the boxcars in an orderly manner, and pray to impotent deities to save us, because we're too afraid to use the backbones and our own biceps to save ourselves, because those weren't given to us for exactly that purpose.
That strongly worded protest? I was just kidding. Can I go home now?
Bravo, sir. Well played.
Let us know how that one works out for you.
And do have mercy on us poor dumb bastards, by letting us know just how far up our legs and ass we should cheerfully and blissfully let the crocodile snack, before we might have your gracious permission to maybe, possibly, perhaps, begin to commence to cogitate about thinking whether or not maybe firmer measures than a strongly worded letter to the editor (never to see the light of day) might be in order.
No offence [sic] but if the shoe fit's [sic] its [sic] on you.
Look, I'm sorry. Maybe you've been asleep for 100 years or something. Maybe you fell in a cave, and hit your head, and just got out after a year lost in the labyrinth. Maybe you've been in a medical coma for a decade. I don't know.
But just to catch you up on current events: The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor last November.
An entire presidential election was stolen in plain sight, with everyone watching, and it's so obvious even Stevie Wonder could see it from orbit in space. And then they doubled down, and tried to turn a panty raid into a revolution. And then doubled down again.
The Fourth Amendment's been in tatters for all of this century, and before. They've set the First Amendment on fire for the last six months and counting. Now they're coming after the Second Amendment, and the Third Amendment is the step after that. Let me know when the penny drops for you.
That's besides generational enemies worldwide sharpening their carving knives looking at the carcass of a once-great nation, the wholesale deliberate hamstringing and then gutting of the greatest military on the planet, and the imminent collapse of the entire world economy, starting, Gentle Reader, with your own little ricebowl, and your little patch of paradise on earth.
People have been yakking lately about the totally symbolic fart-in-a-hurricane letter from a bunch of impotent pensioned-off old-fart petty generals and admirals. You might have heard something.
It's all nothing but ass gas from people eating soft food and wearing Depends.
The letter they should have read was from Zombie Admiral Stark, piped in from 1941 via the Twilight Zone:
So maybe, stop acting like a Baby Duck, and realize that the time for pusillanimous appeasement and pants-wetting caution went up in flames waaaaaaaaaay back, and either pitch in or fall in to commence training to reverse that, or else just resolve to taste bad when they feed you to the lions.
Because for those willing to put it on the line, despite all the bad things that will precede it, the day pictured below always comes for Communism, as surely as sunrise after a long night:
No one's asking for your permission to get there.
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.
Grownups are talking here, and you're not contributing anything but gravel in the transmission.
It's been eleven days since I posted that, and no one's answered it. Not one single swinging Richard out there has even made even the lamest attempt. Pussies. Pussies as far as the eye can see.
Then comes the soopergenius corollary: "Nobody in my state is dead. Let the healthy people go back to work!" So riddle me the answer to this follow-up:
C'mon, now, I keep seeing metric fucktons of people yammering that this evil, fascist lockdown must end, because reasons.
Okay. Name them. If you can answer either question above, you can show your work on how and why we should end the lockdowns.
How many people are you willing to kill? Where's the line in the sand where we finally hit too many dead? Is it one? Or shall we just leap straight to mass murder? (Why should abortionists have all the fun, amirite?) We've already equaled flu deaths for an average flu season and a half, in six weeks. We did the deaths in an average flu season in just the last week.
So, do we admit re-opening without widespread testing is a major fuck-up at 50K dead? 100K? 500K? Never??
New York was driving the bus on the last peak, and they're the ones that ignored this until it bit their asses off. So we should do 10, or 49, or 100 more peaks now, because people are getting antsy?
There's no question jackholes have abused and exceeded both lawful authority and common sense, but is it okay to throw out not just the baby with the bathwater, but thousands to tens of thousands - or more - of grandmas and grandpas too? What about the people under 60 you'll kill too? They don't count either?
And who's going to step up and say, "Hey, you had a good run, but I've got to be getting back to work, so fuck off and die."? You? POTUS? Who?
Where in the Constitution is that power enumerated? To whom? "He shall, from time to time, write off vast swaths of the population, because their continued existence is inconvenient for their children and grandchildren..." appears in which Article?
My Declaration of Independence reads that the reason for any government is to secure the rights to "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". When did we make that first part optional, purely at the whim of the whiny?
When you're willing to push people into the crematorium, where does that slippery slope end? How did that work out with Madame Guillotine?
Are we just going to start calling these "240th trimester abortions"?
Asking for 5-10M friends and neighbors. Personally, I think the tsunami of ass-headedness is going to guarantee this explodes again (and again, and again), and kills a metric fuckton more people, and the "End the lockdowns now!" crowd still won't give a f**k.
Sociopathy is like that.
Time will tell if I've got that right too, but a wise man once said "It isn't possible to underestimate the average intelligence of Americans."
Change my mind.
Try something better than this, for starters:
I'm pretty widely-read, and well educated. So explain to me, with footnotes and proof-texts, where in blistering fuck you derive the right to push any number from one to potentially millions of your fellow citizens into an early grave, because you're being inconvenienced.
That's what you're asking to do, so stop beating around the bush, and tell me who the fuck gave YOU (for any value of that word) the right to start killing other people? And if YOU have that right, doesn't that mean those threatened have the right to shoot your ass right back, in self defense? Tell me the point at which you realize you're now taking this discussion from merely academic, to germane, and thence into tomorrow's headlines. I'll wait right over here why you explain in chapter and verse where and how you derive the right to begin an open-ended pogrom on anybody else, and why you think that the people in your crosshairs shouldn't start shooting you in the face as justifiable homicide for your expressing that malice aforethought, and possessed of the means to carry it out.
Everybody wants to be gangster, until it's time to do gangster shit. So come on, Gilligans. Stop ducking the question, or trying to palm responsibility for this off onto others. Own up to the genocide you're lusting to unleash. And explain why you think you've unlocked the rationale for riding your pogo stick through the minefield. This should be epic.
Or crickets.
But keep dicking around with this. It's not going to turn out the way you thought it would, when you started playing with it.
Tesla: Our cars are safe.
Anyone who disagrees with us will be whacked.
A @tesla whistleblower discovered a "thermal runaway" risk
Tesla fired him, harassed him, and phoned in a fake shooting threat under his name. @elonmusk personally berated him by email.
And then several @tesla drivers were killed in vehicle fires.
So, your guy tells you your product could burst into flames and kill customers. Instead of thanking him for looking out for your interests, and fixing it to save actual customers' lives, you fire him, malign him, SWAT him, and try to get the government's minions to whack him for you.
(Oh, and you still ignore your customers going up in flames like eggs cooking off in a microwave.)
Greedy corporate pothead lunatic. Corrupt head office. Lethally defective product. Official corporate shenanigans. Attempted murder. Serial manslaughter.
This is movie-of-the-week film fare that just writes itself. And in the spirit of the 37 (at last count) versions of Law and Order, I think it's time to phone the writers of Breaking Bad, and bring out the pilot of their new :Corporate Version. (Art Buchwald Coming To America Warning: if they do, and it's a hit, all I want is 0.1% of the gross, in perpetuity. Have your lawyers call my lawyers, and we'll do lunch.)
Still no word on when the engineers who made Uber's self-driving cars, which also kill people, but never thought of telling them what to do when a pedestrian walked in front of the car will be perp-walked to jail in handcuffs for reckless endangerment and conspiracy to commit manslaugter.
Somebody, please, get Ralph Nader his walker, and get him into court. Seriously. This nonsense makes the Corvair kerfluffle look like small potatoes by comparison.
So I guess "too big to fail" includes killing people and setting them on fire, for modern-day robber-barons.
Perhaps quietly whispering "If this car fails because of your negligence, I'll come back and kill you, your entire dealership, and their combined families, slowly, painfully, and if possible, in front of them all" into the sales manager's ear, before you drive any newly purchased car off the lot, might be in order. It's kind of like the guy who grabbed his dentist by the family jewels before he'd drill, and promised him that any pain suffered would inevitably be a mutual experience.
Two innocent men who are about to get very rich because of six letters.
(FUCKTARDIA CT) Two white UConn students have been arrested by campus police for repeatedly shouting a racial slur outside students’ apartments earlier this month.
The incident was captured on a now-viral video that has led to pointed conversations about racial inclusion on campus and sparked a rally Monday afternoon during which hundreds of students and the campus NAACP demanding action from top school officials.
Jarred Karal, of Plainville, and Ryan Mucaj, of Granby, both 21 years old, were arrested by the UConn Police Department and charged with ridicule on account of creed, religion, color, denomination, nationality or race, university spokeswoman Stephanie Reitz said Monday night.
Officers investigating the incident watched the video of the men yelling late on Oct. 11 outside the Charter Oak Apartments and ultimately traced their whereabouts back through the night, determining they walked back through the complex playing “a game in which they yelled vulgar words,” according to a police report.
For the monumental jackholes at U Conn, especially the so-called UConn police fuckwits who should bloody well have known better, and any Common Core grads in the audience, a remedial Constitutional lesson:
This means, in short that the state of Connecticut, including through its state-sponsored university, may not abridge the First Amendment right of free expression to anyone under or within its jurisdiction, ever, anytime, for any reason.
This means the charges filed are moot, the statute(s) under which said students were arrested is moot, their arrests constitute false arrest, false imprisonment, and kidnapping under color of authority; and every action subsequently taken by anyone in any position, from the Chancellor of the University to the superior court judge in this case and down to the janitor in the men's gymnasium, constitutes an entirely prima facie deprivation of constitutional rights.
The two fuckwits involved have just been handed at minimum an 8-figure civil lawsuit payday (which should be assessed to the officers of the university, not the taxpayers of CT), free tuition through post-doctoral level at U Conn, a written apology from all concerned, a cease-and-desist order that's liable to be stamped by a federal appeals court, at minimum, and full-fledged civil rights Constitutional law martyr status never even achieved by Martin Luther King, Jr.
In short, while it may not be physically healthy, depending on the mob present, to do so, if you want to secure a first-rate free college education for your child at U Conn, and a lifetime salary for doing nothing else, simply have them walk through the parking lots yelling "NIGGERS! NIGGERS! NIGGERS!" until the Keystone Klown Kops of U. Konnecticut show up and arrest them for something that cannot ever be an arrestable offense in the United States.
In general, using the N-word identifies the user as socially inept, boorish, and ill-mannered, (but not always:)
...and such behavior is generally its own reward in normal society, outside of certain entertainment occupations.
But the Nazis at UConn trying to criminalize protected free speech in this manner is beyond chilling, it's positively arctic, Orwellian, and jackassical to a degree previously only seen from the more unhinged members of Antifa, or Democrats in the Congress (but I repeat myself).
The imbecilic fuckwits working as UConn mall cops should have known that without being told. The university officialdom can be forgiven, since most of them are functioning high-grade morons. It's about to get visited on them in ways that will end in a lot of zeroes.
And if true justice were visited, the U.S. Attorney thereabouts would arrest the entire state board of directors of the University, the president and dean of students, and the entire UConn police force, for criminal constitutional violations and conspiracy to commit same.
I hope the morons who tried to pass and enforce this get the judicial ass-reaming they richly deserve for this kind of horseshit, and if they persist, they need summary judgment by shotguns in the face, just to drive the point well home.
You don't get to criminalize getting your feelings hurt, and you don't get to arrest people for hurting someone's feelings.
Ever.
That includes the entitled niggers at U Conn. (Don't like that language? Don't mob up with that tribe.) It also covers limeys, micks, wops, krauts, yids, kikes, chinks, gooks, crackers, redskins, fags, queers, and any other perpetually offended group here that think that their feelings deserve some special unconstitutional protection. They do not. Sticks and stones, bitchez. Any "ridicule on account of creed, religion, color, denomination, nationality or race" is PRECISELY what you can have no say about in law in this country, at any level beyond your living room. Trying to make it a crime is, itself, a crime.
Grow a thicker skin, and a bigger brain, and crack a friggin' book. You could look this up. It's not hard to find.
And shove your special snowflake perpetual offense status right the fuck back up your own ass, from whence you pulled it, and pound it home with a steel pipe lest it get loose again, because no one, starting with the law of the land, gives a flying fuck about your pwecious feeeeeeeeewings.
This was for BALTOPS, in mid-June this year. After a small crapstorm, they finally cleaned it up in August.
After sending it overseas to be the laughingstock of NATO's other navies, and the world.
There is no excuse for this whatsoever in a peacetime navy, and damned little more even if we were at war, unless it was coming back from six months' continuous service on the Murmansk convoys or something.
And if USS Rustbucket looks that bad on the outside, imagine what an unredeemed cauldron of shit it must look like on the inside. Let alone how well it functions.
Relieve the captain, march him down the gangplank in irons, then do the same for the squadron commander (COMPHIBRON 6), and the group commander (COMEXSTRKGRU 2) for dereliction of duty. And that lenient treatment only, once again, because "keelhauling" and "flogging around the fleet" are no longer countenanced in the current edition of the military Manual For Courts Martial. Gawd, how standards have slipped since they went all soft on this behavior.
Then make every officer and CPO on that ship each write "I will not sail out of port in a rusty bucket of shit." 10,000 times, on a blackboard, non-stop until completion or collapse, or else voluntary surrender their promotion and commissioning warrants, and retire on the spot, for cause, in lieu of a general court martial.
Then park that tub of shit pierside at Norfolk, and set all hands, both onboard that ship and assigned to the base proper, to rust and paint detail, around the clock, until it looks like a Navy ship of the line, rather than a pirate mothership from the Horn of Africa, or something left floating in the head after the plumbing has broken down.
If they need to do that with every other ship in the Navy, in a conga line, so be it, until they stop sending ships to sea looking like they're departing on their final voyage to be scuttled.
This is like Naval Operations 101 stuff, and yet we've got alleged leaders with 20+ years commissioned and non-commissioned service who can't grasp it.
It's a good thing the current Navy has nearly one admiral for every commissioned ship, and they still look like this. Not that that's a flagrant waste of taxpayer dollars or anything.
If the Navy is so hard up for maintenance, perhaps all those soon-to-be cashiered JAGholes from NRSW formerly persecuting SEAL team members can be reassigned to paint details while they await the processing of their paperwork for either enforced or early separation. It would do them, and the Navy, a world of good.
Regarding Comments about how this was manpower, over-utilization, etc. etc. blah blah blah:
Excuses are like @$$holes: everyone has one and they're all full of $#!^. There are many reasons for a ship of the line, even a gator freighter, looking like a rusty $#!^bucket on the Zambezi River garbage packet, but there's NO excuse for this.
If those squids (and anyone serving aboard her is a squid, not a sailor) had time to eat, crap, and sleep, they had time to chip and paint. They failed to do so for months. Thus the harshest punishments should be doled out to that shit's (not a typo) officers and CPOs. They're leadership fuck-ups, deserve 0.0 pros and cons, and there's no excuse that suffices for that.
If the ship is short on maintenance funds, maybe a couple of weeks on bread and water at all mealtimes for all hands will magically loosen up funds for paint and brushes. Start that policy in the wardroom and the goatlocker, and you'd be amazed how fast the crew will turn to.
After that, a command inspection of the inside of USS RUSTBUCKET, from bilge to radio mast tip is in order.
The fleets should also start awarding a red "F" for fuck-up, to be painted in the same place and same size the "E" goes currently, to the worst ships in each fleet, worn as a badge of shame until the next annual awards, and with every foul-up in every rate all transferred onto the ship, and anyone showing merit transferred out.
It's the same reason Gen. Savage detailed his deadweight former XO to command the B-17 "Leper Colony".
IANAL. (Not my fault: I couldn't attend law school; my parents were married to each other.) Despite that fact, *I* could now get federal convictions against Sen. Chuck Schumer, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Adam Schiff, and Sen. Mark Warner, as well as against FBI Director Wray, DNI Dan Coats, and Dep. AG Rod Rosenstein.
Conspiracy, insubordination on the parts of the executive branch members, as well as sedition.
18 US Code 371 If two or more persons conspire either to commit any offense against the United States, or to defraud the United States, or any agency thereof in any manner or for any purpose, and one or more of such persons do any act to effect the object of the conspiracy, each shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
18 US Code 1001 (a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully—
(1)
falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;
(2)
makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or
(3)
makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;
shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years
The mere act of writing that letter makes the four signatories culpable, prima facie, of conspiring with agents of the executive branch to withhold information from the White House contrary to US law, and for the co-conspirators to deliberately fail to follow the express written instructions of the Chief Executive, individually and collectively.
This letter puts all seven parties to this letter on the hook for ten years in pound-you-in-the-butt federal prison, which conviction a jury would reach in about 5 minutes.
The president, right this minute, could direct the AG to arrest all seven for seditious conspiracy, and have them thrown in jail, and be well within the boundaries of settled black-letter federal law. Right. This. Minute.
Think about that for a minute.
The two most senior Democrats in each house, together with the opposition ranking members on the congressional select intelligence committees, have admitted in writing to have previously conspired with the current head of FBI, the deputy AG, and the DNI, to disobey the orders of the Chief Executive, withhold information he directed them to provide, and thus violate actual federal law.
That's a coup, boys and girls.
Not "feels like one".
Not a "soft" coup.
This is an actual conspiracy to usurp the President of the United States.
And these four assholes signed their names to it. So, what is to be done about that?
If they're not in federal custody by noon today, the Rule of Law is completely dead in this country, and you don't live in a constitutional republic, you live in a banana republic.
It's bad enough that you get molested by the government every time you fly. But apparently some of those skies are getting horribly beyond friendly.
Look, we already knew that United Breaks Guitars. (And if you haven't seen that 18M view viral video, go watch it, right now. We'll wait. Then Google the full story.)
But this going quite a bit too far.
(MUNCHKIN PUNCHER AIRLINES) Mikaela Dixon, 21, was traveling with her boyfriend on August 11 when she noticed the man inappropriately touching himself.
“My bf was asleep in the window seat, I’m in the middle, and the man is in the aisle. I had no idea what to do, I couldn’t get up bc I didn’t want to go anywhere near him,” she tweeted about the incident that gave her the “worst panic attack of [her] life.”
Dixon went on to say she couldn’t alert the attendant without the man finding out, so she had to wait until he left his seat. “I sat there shaking until he got up to go to the bathroom as we landed,” she wrote.
After being alerted of the incident, a United flight attendant moved Dixon to another row and reportedly told her the airline had contacted local law enforcement.
When the man “bolted” to get off the plane, Dixon claims he was detained and escorted into the airport. When she inquired about what would happen to him, Dixon said the airline refused to tell her and instead gave her $75 of “hush money.”
Dixon later learned the passenger had been released and when she called the Chicago Police Department, they told her they hadn’t been alerted to the incident.
So UAL lied to the passenger, then tried to buy her off with $75?!?Srsly?? If the guy had told a fat cankled snotty-mouthed stewardess to get stuffed, or refused to be ejected because they fraudulently double-booked his seat, they'd have had the guy tasered, beaten with truncheons, and dragged off the plane by the hair.
But after several hours' lewd conduct in public, they not only provide him a getaway, but then cover up his escape! IANAL, but I think that's grounds for civil and criminal charges as accessories after the fact and criminal conspiracy.
And then they try to cover with an offer to the passenger victimized by the douchecanoe for less than she could have made doing lap dances in first class. W. T. F.?
And I'm not blaming the victim, but...: not telling the BF? I'm betting if she'd woken him up with an elbow to the ribs, the perp would have been met at O'Hare by paramedics and rescue ambulance, and they'd have had to decon the plane after all that blood soaked into the upholstery.
I (and most guys between 18-80) would have cheerfully beaten the guy mostly to death, with the fold-down meal tray and a rolled up magazine, until the new game in coach class would be a new in-flight entertainment program called "find all the missing teeth and testicles". And then fastened his lap belt so securely that doctors would still be trying to find his giblets three weeks after he was removed from the flight. He could also probably have looked forward to being the only guy in Chicongo whose fingers could point in ten directions at once, permanently, too.
This sort of thing would've just been the warm-up act.
I'm not using hyperbole, either. When some nutbag tried to open a door mid-flight at altitude shortly after 9/11, the passengers on board dog-piled him and literally squashed him to death under the pile, and the death was ruled completely justified at inquest. As it ought to have been.
So for United to lie about the incident and expedite his escape is grounds for something class-action around mid-eight figures, and seeking a criminal indictment from a grand jury for every participant from the airline in this sordid incident.
But being that it's United, I'm really mainly surprised they didn't try to bill the victim a premium for extra in-flight entertainment.
Those black-light investigations they do at hotels, to show how poorly they clean, by revealing what appears under UV? Probably something that needs to be done on all United Airlines aircraft in service.
Eek! Something besides passengers has been flying through the air in that cabin!
If the FAA were to ground their whole fleet for a month or two to do that, I think it would help drive the point well home with those @$$clowns.
And if I were the victim, I'd be raising unholy hell with the FAA, my congressweasel and senators, and news stations at both ends of that flight until that investigation was begun in earnest.
(ROMPER ROOM) After praising the work of Attorney General Jeff Sessions in fighting against gangs, TrumpPresident Cockholster addressed the question of opposition from the State of California directly:
They [the MS-13 gang] actually have franchises going to Los Angeles. We’re getting no help from the State of California. I mean, frankly, if I wanted to pull our people from California, you would have a crime mess like you’ve never seen in California. All I’d have to do is say, “ICE and Border Patrol, let California alone.” You’d be inundated — you would see crime like no one has ever seen crime in this country. And yet, we get no help from the State of California. They are doing a lousy management job. They have the highest taxes in the nation, and they don’t know what’s happening out there. Frankly, it’s a disgrace. The “sanctuary city” situation, the protection of these horrible criminals — you know it, because you’re working on it — the protection of these horrible criminals in California, and other places, but in California, that if we ever pulled our ICE out, and we ever said, “Let California alone, let them figure it out for themselves,” in two months, they’d be begging for us to come back. They would be begging. And you know what? I am thinking about doing it."
Do the citizens of this country look like a bitch?
Dear President Cockholster,
If you have time to contemplate that kind of passive-aggressive pansy-assed weak-sauce crybaby bullshit, why not stop giving the MIA alleged-Attorney General Jeffie Sessions a tongue bath for a minute. Instead, direct him that if California officials are aiding and abetting illegal immigration, they are to be arrested by federal marshals and dragged to federal court in orange jumpsuits, handcuffs and chains, there to be prosecuted for their crimes to the fullest extent of federal law, and held in custody until trial, as they are an overwhelming likelihood and grave risk to re-offend pending those trials, endangering the citizens whose laws you and he are sworn to uphold. I had hoped maybe they covered this part of the job for you at some point between Election Day and the Inauguration, but there was a lot going on, and perhaps you were sick that day.
It would take about...two such CA mayors and police chiefs sentenced to federal prison terms, and the rest of the chickenshits hereabouts would suddenly be falling all over themselves to comply.
And anybody in CA state government from the lowest CHP beat officer all the way to Governor Moonbeam who lifted so much as a finger to interfere by following the state's illegal sanctuary laws could be thrown in the slammer alongside the original pair, for conspiracy. So instead of throwing a wet-diaper hissyfit, either do your job, and tell Where's Waldo HeadUphisOwnAss Sessions to start acting like the actual Attorney General of the United States, and enforcing federal laws, or fire his incompetent ass and replace him with someone who can find his own ass without needing both hands, a map, and a mirror; or just go back to sucking your own thumb. If any of this was too fast for you, read it slower. If you need clarification, last I checked there are only about 500,000 lawyers on the federal payroll who answer to you within 10 miles of where you're sitting, and who could be consulted about how federal laws get enforced. AG Sessions should try doing that, if only for the novelty of the approach. You might also recall that when the Governor of Arkansas had some difficulty reading the US Constitution in the 1950s, President Eisenhower helpfully sent the entire 101st Airborne Division over to Little Rock to read it to him. You could do the same thing at, say, the Los Angeles County Main Jail, and perhaps up in San Francisco, and maybe Sacramento too, and I assure you, the effect on compliance with federal law there would be so rapid as to be astonishing.Try to remember that you're the President of the United States, and maybe act like it from time to time, instead of sounding like some cocoa-sipping manchild sitting in your footie pajamas, thwarted by the retarded governor and legislature in California. Best wishes on the scavenger hunt for your missing balls and spine. I think you're going to need them before this administration is over, so I hope they turn up soon. Sincerely,Aesop UPDATE - From comments: But Aesop, "Trump often proposes things he has no intention of doing." - Anonymous
For which musing, Trump needs a rhetorical bitchslapping for such recockulous passive-aggressive posturing. And probably an actual one.
Once you're sitting in the Big Chair, you don't get to muse about turning over 10% of the citizenry of the US to outright brigandry, to "teach them a lesson", in a fit of infantile pique and bureaucratic impotence.
AFAIC, if the Congress decides to pursue a recommendation of impeachment for willfully and deliberately violating the "equal protection" clause of the Constitution, I'd be on the side of the prosecution in that case, RFN.
If Trump does that, by so much as one overt act, involving as little as one official, he deserves to be thrown the fuck out of office on the spot, so hard and fast his ass doesn't hit the steps between the Senate chambers and the street.
This is openly, publicly flirting with treason by a sitting president, and if the AG had his head out of his ass and his balls where they belonged, he'd have issued a public press release the same day to that exact effect, and dare the President to either fire him on the spot, or else suggest Trump pull his own head out of his ass, immediately.
Anyone as stupid as Trump to say that isn't just musing out loud, he's toying with the republic, and trifling with US citizens' lives.
I'd stand in front of the Resolute desk in the Oval office and tell him that to his quivering face.
He's a shitbag for even letting such a thought slip his lips, and anyone in the speechwriting staff who approved those remarks should be fired on the spot and barred from any government service or position of public trust for life, right this minute.
Hopefully, after a four-star public flogging by the House Government Oversight Committee from the likes of Reps. like Trey Gowdy and Co., after being tag-team fucked up at length for 3-4 days, until his bloody carcass looks like someone thrown into a tiger cage naked with a pork chop tied to his neck, on nationally televised hearings on the matter, covered 24/7 by every network in the country, including the Wrestling Channel.
Just to drive the point home, and only because tarring and feathering followed by public flogging around the fleet isn't an authorized punishment in the Federal register.
Those are American citizens and US territory he's talking about "punishing" with outlaw terrorist criminal gangs' predations for his amusement, and my patience for joking about that sort of horseshit runs pretty goddamned thin.
He'd motherfucking better not do one whit of that, unless he wants CA secession to go from pipe dream to actual Civil War heart-attack reality, and become turbo-charged with 99% of the populace here, in about a NY minute.
You want an actual Civil War, this is how you get a Civil War.
(FUCKTARDIA) A law goes into effect March 1 that bans the common cooking method of tossing a live lobster into a big pot of boiling water, quickly killing the tasty crustacean. That practice is being outlawed because the Swiss say it's cruel and lobsters can sense pain.
The same law also gives domestic pets further protections, such as dogs can no longer be punished for barking.
...cats must have a daily visual contact with other felines, and hamsters or guinea pigs must be kept in pairs.
And anyone who flushes a pet goldfish down the toilet is breaking the law.
The law also stipulates that lobsters must be transported to their final Swiss destination in their natural environment — seawater — rather than on ice.
The government vows that offenders will not slip through the net. State officials will be responsible for enforcement, and Kunfermann said offenders could land in a lot of hot water, with sentences of up to three years in prison.
No, it's not The Onion. Those silly jackasses are serious about this bullshit.
New Blog Rule: "Swiss" and "fucktard" are henceforth interchangeable terms. E.g.: "Hey, that's a nice Fucktard Army knife!" I can but marvel that they can manage to draw breath without assistance. They have clearly lost all contact with the sentient and rational universe.
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad..."
Personally, I'm going to the firing range.
When I'm out of ammo, (but doubtless, long before my blood pressure settles back to the stratosphere) I'm going to Lobsterfest at Red Lobster.
I will there specify that all the lobsters I consume must be thrust into the boiling pot, alive, screaming audibly, writhing, flailing, and in full agonizing extremis, until they are torn asunder, disemboweled, and their plump muscled tails are deposited next to a suitably large container of melted butter. I also want a seat near the tank so all the other lobsters can watch in shocked horror as I consume their fellows.
And I'm taking the empty shells home, to mail to the Swiss Embassy, and I intend to dare them to prosecute me at the Hague for crimes against lobsteranity. Come and get me, you silly fucktards Swiss pigdogs! I fart in your general direction.
Just a hunch, but proximity to France and Germany clearly rots the brain, the miasma from Italy can't be helping, and this is very likely the same sort of self-apparent theory as the one that posits that cancer is hereditary in white laboratory mice.
It would definitely explain the nonsense out of Eurostan the last 500 years and more.
(CAMP PUSSYVILLE) The Marine Corps has made a major change to its Infantry Officer Course. The first big challenge for many was a test of physical fitness. If you passed, you moved on. If you didn’t, you washed out. The test was especially difficult for women who had to meet the same standard as the men. Not anymore.
The Infantry Officer Course now uses the physical fitness test as an exercise, and not a pass/fail requirement.
Officials with Marine Corps Training and Education Command told Military.com “that Marine Corps Commandant Gen. Robert Neller had made a decision in November to transform the test from a high-stakes hurdle to an assessment from which students can drop without risking their place in the course.”
FTR, this was the reason most women failed out of IOC: they couldn't hack the physical requirements, and never will.
The wall was too high for Combat Barbie, and so Dickless Neller has now lowered it. Welcome to the Pussy Corps.
Neller's a gutless pussy fucktard, and for letting him get away with it, so is SecDef Mattis. A bigger pair of douchecanoes has not graced the Corps' leadership since douchecanoe LameUs Amos, whom Neller replaced, and the misbegotten Queer Posse who ran HopeyDopey's DoD.
The new Marine Corps colors are pink and yellow, not scarlet and gold. Pink, for the new Feminist Corps. Yellow, for the stripe running down the backs of those running the show. Those colors won't run, but the non-hackers selected to leadership will.
The only red you're going to see in the Corps ever again, is going to be leaking from the body bags filled with America's dead sons, victims of trying to square the circle of physiology by kowtowing to the imaginary necessity of "Everybody Plays".
This is what happens when you hand the fighting forces in the Pentagon over to a bunch of can't-cut-it Little League moms and dads.
I cannot, in good conscience, recommend anyone, ever, enlist or accept a commission in any branch of the putrescence that is the American military, and would, in all cases, recommend exactly the opposite.
They're dead to me.
And if you're in the military, GTFO. Run, don't walk, as far away from this trainwreck-in-the-making as you can. Those pussified assholes are going to get you killed for some dumbass libtard diversity bean shibboleth, and we're going to need you when (and not if) we end up fighting on our own soil and shores, not dead somewhere picking up the slack for some affirmative-action Barbie with daddy issues because she was a daughter instead of a son.
I'll let the more imaginative readers extrapolate in their own heads the second- and third-order consequences of utterly surrendering the military, wholesale, to this sort of PC bullshit, and what the future looks like for a nation with a second- or third-rate military in perpetuity, where the only core value is making people feel good, rather than winning wars.
Not counting the news outlets or websites along the full range of accuracy and veracity, I follow multiple actual individuals' handwritten blogs. (Bot news aggregators don't thrill me.) Looking them over, many are current serving or former military and a couple are some variation of high-speed low-drag elite forces ninjas. Or just funny as all. Because life without humor is just despair. So in other words, the same folks I trusted in the military not to wet the bed, sh*t themselves, or otherwise run around like headless Nancys, are the same folks I trust on the interwebz, for demonstrating pretty much the same trustworthiness and circumspectly responsible behavior. Color me shocked.
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