Yeehaw! Wait...WTAF?!?

Anybody: Did someone slip meth into the drinking fountains
on the three days a year your goofy legislature meets?!?
This is the kind of crazy shit I expect from Sacramento.
Karma's a bitch.

Kick That Football, Charlie Brown

 h/t WRSA

For most people, the penny will drop about five minutes before the 2026 mid-terms, which is only about 22 months too late. Trump, OTOH, has until about the end of this month to start making this right, or de facto admitting it was all just so much b.s.
And there are no do-overs here.
Either we have laws, or we don't.
If we don't, the next president will be more like Negan from The Walking Dead than
 George Washington, regardless of which party wins.
So, is Pam Bondi real, or just a face on a milk carton?
Why can't Trump ever find an AG who actually wants to do the f**king job?!?!?

Election Day PSA

When you frame the problem incorrectly, all your variables come out wrong.

(Addendum: I headed over to my polling place about 1600 local time. Normally there's 10-12 people, and it takes about 5 minutes to get inside to vote. This time, 80 people ahead of me. Took 45 minutes to get inside, took 2 minutes to vote. For the first time in years, on a multi-page paper ballot with check boxes. Not punch cards, not electronic voting machines. When I came out, the line was 100+ people long, snaking down the length of building and then halfway around the block. Another 40-50 folks while I waited showed up to drop off their mail-in ballots. And the location was open for early voting since last week. Whatever the final results, the turnout looks to be epic.)

Breaking News: Admitting The Obvious

(WASHINGTON DC) Amidst the backdrop of a record-breaking fourteen failed attempts to elect a House Speaker beloved of the chamber of commerce bought-and-paid-for hacks making their party what it is today, before finally settling for the newest king of mediocrity, knowledgeable GOP sources leaked news that the RNC has gone ahead and changed party mascots. 

Speaking on condition of anonymity, they stated "It's time for a new look. We're dropping the elephant as outdated and near extinction, and our new mascot is what we're all about: ancient, near-sighted, lumbering, fearsome, destructive, dangerous to anything moving, and an evolutionary dead end. This choice fits exactly who we are, and have been for quite some time."

Other sources were conflicted, stating the change is only an interim mascot choice, as talks are already underway to adopt the pentagram-wearing horned goat on Beelzebub's throne as the final mascot, for when the Dems and Repubs finally announce publicly the permanent and formal formation of the Uniparty, sometime in the next few years. "We're just waiting for the Antichrist to reveal himself. Then we can rid the country of these destructive internecine party fights forever," stated gin-soaked hag Pelosi, in between swigs from a box of Boone's Farm Strawberry Delight.

Day After Music: Appropriate Airs

 I'm not waiting to post these until Sunday. That'll be something happier.

First, to anyone who thought you were voting your way out of Clown World:

And second, a dedication to the Uniparty, bottom to top, from coast to coast:

Selection Day Post-Game Wrap-Up

 

h/t Eatgrueldog

Newsflash: GOP Still Thirsts For Death

In a purely symbolic gesture, with no chance of passage into law, or actually any bare chance of ever becoming so, Senate GOP members voted to actually respect the will of the people, by repealing Biden's over-reaching mandate to require all health care worker to get the Kung Flu Vaxx Jabs.

Drunktard Pelosi will sandbag it in oblivion, never to see a vote nor the light of day, and even after the Dems lose the House later this year (assuming the rigged voting systems don't find another 90M Dem voters at 4am the Wednesday morning after the polls close), Poopypants will simply veto the bill, thus giving the GOP enough boob bait to placate the kool-aid drinking bubbas until this November ("See what we did for you!"), while simultaneously telling Big Pharma "Just kidding! Now, where's my campaign fund check?", and contuning to lie out of both sides of their mouths while getting rich.

Final score:

Uniparty 1 

America 0