Lexicon Update

As noted everywhere, most recently by Peter over at Bayou Renaissance Man, Rep. Adam Schiff (D - Coprophilia) has a credibility and sanity problem, a paraphilia that's rather unpleasant to behold, and a certification of his obvious and undeniable psychosis.

This deserves suitable recognition, which we henceforth grant, with full authority.

Pray note: henceforth, that word will be added to the lexicon in lieu of the former expletive, until further notice. e.g.:

"While out walking, I stepped in some dog Schiff."

As a long time aficionado with frequent flier miles on that term, expect to see it with some regularity.
As National Prank Day approaches, I must also observe that appropriately flagging restrooms on their doors as "Schiff Rooms", whilst including a picture of the Founder of The Frolic appended, would be wholly appropriate.



Let's take a little rhetorical heat off the inventor of the modern water closet
appliance, Mr. J.D. Crapper, shall we?

This is in the exact vein as noting that Europeans have been merkeled by the policies of a certain European leader, in the exact same manner as Mohammedans do to goats and young boys.

Vidkun Quisling and Benedict Arnold mustn't hog all the glory.

Word du jour

We see today that according to the minions of NewSpeak, that The Hole Formerly Known As Vagina ("THFKAV" if you're acronymically inclined) is now to be called the "front hole".

As a lexicographer and wordsmith, both for fun and professionally, allow me therefore to throw out the first pitch:

Shrillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, the loudmouthed broads on The Spew, and Jane Fonda are therefore all frunts.

You heard it here first. Use that word liberally.
(And forgive the unintended pun right there.) I feel it is destined for greatness.

Added bonus: you can use it in distinguished company, and no one will be shocked.
At least not right off.
And it won't be bleeped or censored. Yet.

But I have hopes.

We're Stealing This Immediately

h/t Pirate's Cove

Climastrology: From the same foundations of science that gave you such
wizardry as alchemy, phlogiston, phrenology, Evolution, and eugenics.

We had not heard the appellation "Climastrologist" used before, though apparently it is in common use on the indicated site.

But we like it so much, we decree its use henceforth to the boundaries of our realm, whenever such usage is indicated. Pure lexicographical genius, right there.

Merkeled

 

 (Daily Mail UK) VIENNA - A 10-year-old boy was so brutally raped by an Iraqi migrant in a swimming pool cubicle that he had to be hospitalised for his injuries.

A lifeguard immediately called an ambulance after the boy went to him in floods of tears, while the Iraqi was entertaining himself by repeatedly jumping off the three-metre diving board.

Police arrested him on the spot at the pool in Vienna, and during an interrogation, he told them that it was a 'sexual emergency' as he had not had sex in four months.

Point of Grammatical Order: the boy was not merely raped.

He was merkeled.  

That's what it's properly called when what happened to him, happens to you, or even entire countries.

Because Vidkun Quisling shouldn't be the only Youreapeon politician grammatically accorded Rockstar of Infamy status for eternity.